FUCK YOU EMMA WATSON . IF YOU MET ME IN REAL LIFE YOU WOULD NEVER KISS ME. YOU WOULD PROBABLY JUST MAKE AN AWKWARD LAUGH AT SOME SHITTY JOKE I HAVE. FUCK YOU FOR TRYING TO GIVE ME AN IOTA OF HOPE OF BONING YOU.
THE INTERNET IS A VERY SERIOUS PLACE STICKY. THE INTERNET IS NOT SOME PLAYGROUND SO HOOLIGANS CAN MAKE BALLYHOO ABOUT WHATEVER FEMALE IDOLATRESS IS PRETENDING TO GIVE THE PLEBEIAN MASSES A BRIEF DAYDREAM OF A CORPULENTLY PLEASANT RELATIONSHIP. IT IS WITH GREAT DISDAIN AND SUPERCILIOUSNESS THAT I VIEW THESE MEAGER AND HOLLOW ATTEMPTS OF HOBNOBBERY. THEREFORE I RECOMMEND THAT THIS WOMAN BE PERSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF INTERNET JUDICIAL PROCEDURE SO AS TO ASSERTAIN GREAT JUSTICE FOR THOSE WHO ARE INCAPABLE OF VOCALIZING AND ARTICULATING THEIR MALICE AND SORROW.
I wish you guys would stop sweating Emma Watson. The rules of being a Female Celebrity state that when you are no longer relevant, you must do a crappy movie where you take off you top and grind on some no-name, lucky guy, or you spend a couple of nights on the town flashing your clam chowda.
Is this the girl from that movie with the twins at a summer camp or something, and they trade places with like, some other twins, but the terrorists find out, and there’s a bunch of gasoline-drum explosions, you know the big cliche fireball kind that Michael Bay overuses? I think the guy from Total Recall was in it, as one of their dads or something?
Holly Cow I cant see how you could get her name wrong it not that hard to just check it, Emma Watson-hot and young, Emma Thompson old and not hot any more lol
I don’t care how old she really is now, she’ll always be “jailbait” in my book.
British chicks are so fucking hot. Even though they smell like meat pies and fish & chips.
also: their teeth are weird.
lol stereotypes
That is Emma Watson, you tard.
I was puzzled by “Emma Thompson.” Kenneth Branagh’s ex never looked this good…except maybe in Dead Again.
FUCK YOU EMMA WATSON . IF YOU MET ME IN REAL LIFE YOU WOULD NEVER KISS ME. YOU WOULD PROBABLY JUST MAKE AN AWKWARD LAUGH AT SOME SHITTY JOKE I HAVE. FUCK YOU FOR TRYING TO GIVE ME AN IOTA OF HOPE OF BONING YOU.
LOL SRS LOTUS IS SRS
THE INTERNET IS A VERY SERIOUS PLACE STICKY. THE INTERNET IS NOT SOME PLAYGROUND SO HOOLIGANS CAN MAKE BALLYHOO ABOUT WHATEVER FEMALE IDOLATRESS IS PRETENDING TO GIVE THE PLEBEIAN MASSES A BRIEF DAYDREAM OF A CORPULENTLY PLEASANT RELATIONSHIP. IT IS WITH GREAT DISDAIN AND SUPERCILIOUSNESS THAT I VIEW THESE MEAGER AND HOLLOW ATTEMPTS OF HOBNOBBERY. THEREFORE I RECOMMEND THAT THIS WOMAN BE PERSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF INTERNET JUDICIAL PROCEDURE SO AS TO ASSERTAIN GREAT JUSTICE FOR THOSE WHO ARE INCAPABLE OF VOCALIZING AND ARTICULATING THEIR MALICE AND SORROW.
BUT HOW WILL WE INCITE THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE TO GO AFTER SUCH A FAPPABLE TARGET, MY GOOD MAN?
That’s how you can tell he means it.
This is the best series of posts in a good long while!
OMG! I want thelotuseater725’s babies!
Hee hee, Hobnobbery… Ballyhoo… ROFL!
…corpulent?
Do you make rules like no animated images just so you can lord all the fun your having over us
I wish you guys would stop sweating Emma Watson. The rules of being a Female Celebrity state that when you are no longer relevant, you must do a crappy movie where you take off you top and grind on some no-name, lucky guy, or you spend a couple of nights on the town flashing your clam chowda.
That’s Law fellas. Law.
Alternatively: Fuck you in your fucking fuck face.
Fuck, I fucking agree with this fucking fuck statement.
honestly, she can be pressing those two slightly moistened fingers into anything.
and i mean anything.
Is this the girl from that movie with the twins at a summer camp or something, and they trade places with like, some other twins, but the terrorists find out, and there’s a bunch of gasoline-drum explosions, you know the big cliche fireball kind that Michael Bay overuses? I think the guy from Total Recall was in it, as one of their dads or something?
Holly Cow I cant see how you could get her name wrong it not that hard to just check it, Emma Watson-hot and young, Emma Thompson old and not hot any more lol