Remember what I said? The bigger your penis, the smaller your brain? Prime example.
Your brain must be HUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!
You lead a very sad existence.
Really. You have intimate knowledge of the size of Mike Tyson’s penis.
Explains a lot.
Face tattoos are such a bad idea, so are ill fitting trousers. He could still kick my ass.
Kick your ass? What is this, 1987?
Nobody gives a shit about violence anymore. That’s ancient.
It’s all about hacking now. Put some kiddy porn on someones computer and they are fucked!
Ass kicking stopped in 87? Or are you about 37 and 1987 was just when people stopped kicking your ass?
Please don’t put kiddy porn on my computer :p
Don’t make him angry, he’ll bite your ear off.
for a second i thought u meant casemods
Looks like someone needs a George Foreman grill.
Clever clever.
Nice pleats, homes.
Didn’t one of his kids just die?
Yes.
did he take the name ‘heavyweight’ a bit too seriously
OH GOD KOMMISSAR, YOU ARE JUST WAY TOO FUNNY.
wide mike is wiiiiiiiiide
You we put a mike tyson in your mike tyson… So he can look fat while he looks fat…
He ate his kid, the treadmill thing was just a coverup.
(aisle seat, please)
He once tried to bribe a zookeeper at San Diego zoo to allow him to fight a silverback gorilla! Unbelieveable.
Pay per chew? 😀
well, if he got that fat, he must have fulfilled his threat to eat people’s children
he wasn’t home when it happened.
This is obviously a fake, unless he gained 100+ lbs since the filming of ‘The Hangover’.
Ya pure fake.
Good timing too. 🙁
morons
I will step on your children’s genitals.
Remember what I said? The bigger your penis, the smaller your brain? Prime example.
Your brain must be HUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!
You lead a very sad existence.
Really. You have intimate knowledge of the size of Mike Tyson’s penis.
Explains a lot.
Face tattoos are such a bad idea, so are ill fitting trousers. He could still kick my ass.
Kick your ass? What is this, 1987?
Nobody gives a shit about violence anymore. That’s ancient.
It’s all about hacking now. Put some kiddy porn on someones computer and they are fucked!
Ass kicking stopped in 87? Or are you about 37 and 1987 was just when people stopped kicking your ass?
Please don’t put kiddy porn on my computer :p
Don’t make him angry, he’ll bite your ear off.
for a second i thought u meant casemods
Looks like someone needs a George Foreman grill.
Clever clever.
Nice pleats, homes.
Didn’t one of his kids just die?
Yes.
did he take the name ‘heavyweight’ a bit too seriously
OH GOD KOMMISSAR, YOU ARE JUST WAY TOO FUNNY.
wide mike is wiiiiiiiiide
You we put a mike tyson in your mike tyson…
So he can look fat while he looks fat…
He ate his kid, the treadmill thing was just a coverup.
(aisle seat, please)
He once tried to bribe a zookeeper at San Diego zoo to allow him to fight a silverback gorilla! Unbelieveable.
Pay per chew? 😀
well, if he got that fat, he must have fulfilled his threat to eat people’s children
he wasn’t home when it happened.
This is obviously a fake, unless he gained 100+ lbs since the filming of ‘The Hangover’.
Ya pure fake.
Good timing too. 🙁
morons
I will step on your children’s genitals.