{GURGLED UNDERWATER SCOTTISH VOICE MODE: ON}
Harpoons!! Get the harpoons before she dives deep!!! I canna keep her up at the surface any longer!!
{GURGLED UNDERWATER SCOTTISH VOICE MODE: OFF}
You’re so fine (You’re so fine), so bright and shiny fine (Fine)
And I’m so proud to say that you in fact are a friend of mine
And doubly pleased (Doubly pleased) with crooked wobbly knees
I dive on in and backstroke right across these seas of cheese
But on the times when I’m not such a giving man
Please flip me out of the fire and backup into the frying pan
And if you’re down looking like you’re gonna drown
Of all your friends I’m the one who’s most apt to stick around
I’m a drowning man
Who will save this drowning man?
Who will save this drowning man?
Who will save this dirty drowning man?
*in a grizzled voice you would imagine someone named Captain Ahab to have* The white whale…aye, I know the tales…
{GURGLED UNDERWATER SCOTTISH VOICE MODE: ON}
Harpoons!! Get the harpoons before she dives deep!!! I canna keep her up at the surface any longer!!
{GURGLED UNDERWATER SCOTTISH VOICE MODE: OFF}
Well, at least she’s happy.
in fat or water?
You’re so fine (You’re so fine), so bright and shiny fine (Fine)
And I’m so proud to say that you in fact are a friend of mine
And doubly pleased (Doubly pleased) with crooked wobbly knees
I dive on in and backstroke right across these seas of cheese
But on the times when I’m not such a giving man
Please flip me out of the fire and backup into the frying pan
And if you’re down looking like you’re gonna drown
Of all your friends I’m the one who’s most apt to stick around
I’m a drowning man
Who will save this drowning man?
Who will save this drowning man?
Who will save this dirty drowning man?
are you a black preacher?
That’s Primus you uncultured turd!
Nowadays, one must be kinda tolerant when it comes to a little surplus fat.
That, however, screams for Napalm.
“Nowadays”? Are you 12?
This picture is funny.
She looks like she has PCOS.
Quick, sombody get a picture!!! That whale is giving birth to a man!!!!