Unfortunatly, there are no robot assasins, but in norway (well, oslo, not sure about the rest of it) you can rent bicycles. But you need a special card for it, so of course you need to register it.
Also here in london, in CERTAIN places you can. But they never get used. And the only action they ever see is vandalism. I do believe they’re gonna try and kick it off and do it again though. Cause you know, this is london. We love bikes. Appsrently.
@...parasitegod: Why you gotta crush my dreams like that huh? You big negative nilly. How would you even know? You got bikes, sure, you can say that *you* don’t have robot assassins, where you are, but you can’t possibly be sure about the rest of the world.
Somewhere or someday I will rent me a robot assassin with the ease of renting an escort.
DO WANT!
Looks cool
What keeps this from being *Keep a Wheel*?
tracking device? i’m sure they’d love to hand out big fines
And maybe a timed wheel lock or something
this is a great idea. And the simple usage of something like an RFID and/or using a credit card or such to sign it out is all it would need.
I think they need more of this sort of thing. Like for full sized bicycles or digital cameras or robot assassins.
@...sylvanish: Ninjas
@...Billy Manic:
Thats a good way to get sued.
*LA LA DOWNHILL* *TIMED WHEEL LOCK* *Flying*
i have lol’d three separate times in this thread
@...natedog:
Hey
me
too.
The guy is obviously dissapointed with his decision to try one of these things out. Check out the last 2 pictures.
Fact: what you didn’t see on screen was the guy killing himself after he tried to get some chicks on the thing.
@...sylvanish:
Unfortunatly, there are no robot assasins, but in norway (well, oslo, not sure about the rest of it) you can rent bicycles. But you need a special card for it, so of course you need to register it.
Also here in london, in CERTAIN places you can. But they never get used. And the only action they ever see is vandalism. I do believe they’re gonna try and kick it off and do it again though. Cause you know, this is london. We love bikes. Appsrently.
About the holes on the left side of the post.
Shotgun holes or meant for the blind?
That being the case, why the fuck would a blind person use this?
Map of locations where you can return the scooter
@...Dreth: I have a blind friend who rides a unicycle and a Rip-Stik.
I think the “holes” are spots on a map where you can return/ rent.
@...parasitegod: also in the netherlands
@...parasitegod: Why you gotta crush my dreams like that huh? You big negative nilly. How would you even know? You got bikes, sure, you can say that *you* don’t have robot assassins, where you are, but you can’t possibly be sure about the rest of the world.
Somewhere or someday I will rent me a robot assassin with the ease of renting an escort.
@...sylvanish: Rock on with your bad self!!
Terrible idea.