That’s not a spider…count the legs. I think that’s one of those camel spiders from Iraq. If it’s one of them, it’s a pretty small one. Those things are fucking demons.
We used to catch them and make them fight scorpions in disgusting little bug cage matches.
needs some tabasco
WTF kill it with fire.
Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Such a beautiful thing ruined!
@...CMoorehead: You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Guys, its not a spider pizza, its a spider eating a pizza. The cute little guy is hungry, now leave him alone and let him eat his god damn pizza.
W.
T.
F.
apply fire liberally and fanatically
Cute little bugger.
That’s not a spider…count the legs. I think that’s one of those camel spiders from Iraq. If it’s one of them, it’s a pretty small one. Those things are fucking demons.
We used to catch them and make them fight scorpions in disgusting little bug cage matches.
Oh yeah almost forgot…
KILL IT
@...Jnver: PICS OR GTFO
Actually, that looks like a shed exoskeleton, which means the spider outgrew it and had to take it off in order to GROW BIGGER!
@...AtomicDragon: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
spider-pizza
spider-pizza
does whatever a spider-pizza does
Funny… that spider is probably the healthiest thing on that slice.
That slice a 2000 calorie meal of fat and oil.
It would sustain a whole village in Somalia.
And in that village the spider would probably cost extra.
Spider Pizza creeps me the fuck out!!
@...ack:
But goddammit, it’s delicious.
That’s a real man’s pizza
@...Kilamanjo: Real men eat quiche.
@...nyokki:
Untrue… real men tell women they eat quiche so they can appear sensitive; but it is only an act to get them in bed.
Once sex has been achieved – they readily admit that they have never actually seen a quiche before.
I had a friend who pretended to be gay for the same purpose. He didn’t know a single gay person.
@...ack: Clearly you and your friends are not real men nor do you know any real men. 😉
@...nyokki: My mom makes the best bacon quiche. It’s bacontacular.
Oh yeah, better call in Exterminatus. That xeno scum won’t know what hit it.
@...AtomicDragon: Spiders do that?
@...DarkDsurion: Call me when you make the “best bacon quiche”. 😉