I thought Solifugae had been phased out in favor of Solgupid. Oh, ah. I found a small one of these bastards in my room in college. They’re fairly harmless but freaky as all get out and faster than lightning. Interesting side note: they’re incredibly effective hunters and can actually stalk and catch flies.
I hated these damn things. Some can jump up to 6 feet. Their venom eats flesh. They lay eggs in their prey which proceed to eat you from the inside out. Yum a dum dum that’s some awesome stuff to have to clear out of your aircraft, tent, boots, gear, anyfucking place possible.
@...garbledxmission: Camel spiders don’t have venom (except for one Indian species), they tear flesh with their pincers, which can give you a nasty cut. They don’t lay eggs inside your flesh. Don’t know about the jumping, but thats probably baloney, too.
JESUS FUCK WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP POSTING THESE HORRID ABOMINATIONS UNTO CHRIST AND SATAN.
… I think it’s sexy. That’s just me though.
….Who? 😛
Also found on the tip of my flamethrower
They get much bigger than that one too
Aw fuck I pissed my boxers a little
I thought Solifugae had been phased out in favor of Solgupid. Oh, ah. I found a small one of these bastards in my room in college. They’re fairly harmless but freaky as all get out and faster than lightning. Interesting side note: they’re incredibly effective hunters and can actually stalk and catch flies.
I hated these damn things. Some can jump up to 6 feet. Their venom eats flesh. They lay eggs in their prey which proceed to eat you from the inside out. Yum a dum dum that’s some awesome stuff to have to clear out of your aircraft, tent, boots, gear, anyfucking place possible.
@...garbledxmission: lol. Looks like someone is gullible.
@fracked again. Lol, looks like someone is stupid.
@...garbledxmission: Camel spiders don’t have venom (except for one Indian species), they tear flesh with their pincers, which can give you a nasty cut. They don’t lay eggs inside your flesh. Don’t know about the jumping, but thats probably baloney, too.
Somebody told you a story and you bought it.
DFG NUKEITFROMSPACE!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCO56iyBXtU
Fuck
Can we get this behind a NSFLunch cut?
Those look tasty!
I agree, seems very yummy!
I will hug it and pet it and squeeze it and call it George.
Looks more like a Steve.