Dear Person,
I\’m sorry I didn\’t want to but, I did when I tried to park next to you. I am not leaving my information because you chose to use two spaces and I just wanted to park in one. The scratches are because I used a towel that had sand on it to try to clean the dent/paint off. Beaches are fun!
Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and each time you see them remember not to park in two spaces
-Sorry!!!
the reply:
“Sorry for parking in two spaces but I had no option. My wife and I cannot get out of the vehicle into our wheelchairs (we met in physiotherapy after both losting our legs in Afghanistan fighting the people who bombed the world trade centre) in only the limited space provided by the standard bays. – Thanks for your understanding”
lol bombed the WTC
Cool story bro
Fucking win. I hate people that do that shit. Learn to park bitches.
@...JamesTuskGeorge: lol! that was probly the funniest thing i’ll see today.
@...JamesTuskGeorge: would be believeable if it wasn’t a little sports car. I have trouble believing they would need “extra room” due to fatness or injury driving that cramped thing.
@...JamesTuskGeorge: Write-back:
Get a handicapped parking space, all full? whoopty-doo, shouldn’t have fought in a war for the rich white man.
Sorry, again.
“beaches are fun”
priceless
@...Lamb:
Response: “Go back to Africa if you don’t like it here. And quit trying to steal my car.”
@...CathyLong:
Looks more like a tiny hatchback and is about all most veterans can afford.
I think this is a misguided attempt to prevent dings and scratches by forcing people not to park next to you. Still incredible selfish, as for the guy who fucked up is car that is just immature. dont fuck with someone’s property especially illegally, just call a tow truck, its agaisnt most park garage policies to park on two spots.
@...JamesTuskGeorge: I think they would have seen the handicap parking sign in the window. C’mon, now.
@...Paul_Is_Drunk: *parking pass.
Whatever. I’m amazed people are defending this.
@...Blondie: Looks like a BMW.
@...hufnmouth: That’s what I thought. There’s something about BMWs and parking like an asshole that just goes together.
You know what? Cars are going to get dinged up eventually. Some retard is going to unleash a cart in a grocery store parking lot on a windy day, or someone walking by is going to accidentally scratch it with a bag, or gravel’s going to fly up and chip the paint, or someone with an enormous SUV is going to park next to you–no matter how much space you’ve left–and give it a ding. Shit happens. Shit is going to happen. You can’t live your whole life acting like some kind of door-ding-o-phobic pussy. Park like a normal person, quit trying to take more than your fair share, and realize it’s not the end of the world if you get a little scratch. Get some touchup paint and keep your car waxed, and you’ll do just fine.
Sportscar? A Bimmer hatchback?
But yes, learn to fucking park. In my country they blow your tires.
@Teutonic Logic: how fucking lazy is it to try and take up two spaces to prevent dings and scratches, when you can park far away from all the other cars and walk a little further? fucking america and their obesity!
also, keep watching out for those A&M dorm parking lots!
@token2k6
Well maybe Americans wouldnt be so fat, if they didnt eat at Olive Garden all the fucking time, or Johny Carinos or any of the other ginny themed resturants.
I’m trying to figure out how a fairly funny picture about a possibly crappy, inconsiderate driver has sparked another America-themed hate party.
The douchebag aside… i want that Truck… looks like a nice mild prerunner to me..
The REAL story behind this note is that there was no actual damage done to the parked car. The point of the note was to make the driver paranoid, causing him to spend god knows how long looking for the scratches, and to make him think twice about parking like that again.
@...FlyingMantisShrimp: Hating on entire countries because of one single person is considered hip. Welcome to the 21st century, ah it’s wonderful isn’t it.
@...dieAntagonista: yeah what a brilliant point. except for the fact that that one single person was our president that started completely unnecessary wars and the worst economic recession in decades. maybe you should think about what you’re saying before you say it you fucking asshole.
@...MikeB86: Haha, you mean it’s reasonable to hate 300 million people because of one man? Yeah, right. You don’t have many friends, do you. And I’m not even American, dipshit.
@...MikeB86: ??
@MikeB86 How the fuck do you get to the President from that picture and or fat Americans?
You sir are a Douche Bag Ass Hat! Let it go moron, Bush is out of office.
There’s nothing illegal about parking in 2 spots.
absolutely. nothing.
@Teutonic Logic: I believe the term you are looking for is “guinea”. If you must use racial slurs, be intelligent enough to spell them properly.
@dieAntagonista: Where have you been all my life?
@MikeB86: I take it you weren’t blessed with an overabundance of brains.
@... MikeB86 Bush had little to do with it, other then failing to veto Congress’s reckless over regulation of the housing/banking industry.
Forcing banks for give loans to people who could never repay them, because they are black, or of mixed Spanish and Indian blood, was something Congress did. Then guess what, poor people without good jobs and a sense of responsibility defaulted. Banks lost shit tons of money.
Also, our little colored President
B. Hussein O. & his congressional lackeys (or masters I have yet to decide), have already spent 4 TIMES what President Bush did in 8 YEARS. This well responding to the Largest natural Disaster in our country, fight two wars. Almost all of it on worthless pork, which is and is going to produce nothing.
@... hows your sister
ROLF
@...JamesTuskGeorge: Yea, except that doesn’t fly unless the guy has a handycapped parking pass. And he’s not in a handycapped spot.
@...Howie Feltersnatch: *claps* Hear hear! I completely agree.
@...JClatt06: Yea, there is. You’re supposed to drive AND PARK inside the lines. What he’s done is tow worthy, and he should be towed because of that selfish inconvenience he’s exhibiting. He should also be fined, and frankly he deserves whatever scratches he gets.
Moral: Learn how to drive and don’t park like a douche! If you can’t park right and don’t know how to drive, you shouldn’t have the big fancy car or the dick-compensating hummer that’ll kill everyone else but your dumb texting ass.
Cardomain repost. EVERYONE SUCKS! I WIN!
I think I know where this is.
At the Irvine Spectrum in Irvine, CA there’s two 3 story parking structures they just put in not too long ago. One of them faces an Edwards 21 with pink neon lights like the one in the picture.
Irvine is also notorious for having some of the worst drivers in Cali, nothing but asians, old people, and rich retards. Double parked BMW’s are a pretty common sight there. So are blonds that wrap said BMW around a goddamn light pole. I’ve always wanted to leave a note like that but it always seemed just too fucking passive aggressive.
@...JClatt06: There’s nothing illegal about sneaking up behind you and ripping off a huge, wet, 10-second monster fart propelled by a Taco Bell extra value meal either.
But both behaviors are totally douchey.
Forget everything else. You know what’s worse?
Those BMWs that don’t stop for the red at an intersection before they blast out for their right turn.
With so many choices, its hard to choose which troll post to ignore. Oops.
lol.. trolls abound.
yeah.. all Americans like wasting money on fake Italian food (read: Chef Boyardee) and parking their BMWs in two spots to “save walking time” and we all aparently voted for Bush even though the mathematical inaccuracy of that statement is obvious by the fact that he barely won either election.
I am going to assume anyone dumb enough to believe any of that is a troll or too ignorant to convince otherwise.
Or Canadian. -_^
@...howsyoursister: Right here, in socialist Europe. Haha just kidding. Hey, it’s common logic. Also, just about every country is awesome if you disregard their government.
People > Politicians
@...dieAntagonista: “People > Politicians” True dat, fry ’em all.
@...MikeB86: Who, William McKinley?
@CathyLong: hahahahahaahhahhahaaa….fuck you.
get a few buddies, turn the car sideways leaving a 4 inch gap between the drivers door and the wall. Done it quite a few times.
If I ever caught anybody messing with my car I would kill them. No exceptions.
@...borongas: But would you park it like a douche?
I daily drive a muscle car with a $18k paint job and yes I do double park it. I call it my mouthbreather prevention program. I try and park well away from others but bottom line is I don’t want my car scratched and if you don’t like it you can wait and tell me so to my face and not scratch my car like a baby. Baby’s like that get spanked.
@...borongas: If you can’t afford to get minor paint touch-ups then, perhaps you shouldn’t own a car w/ an $18,000 paint job.
Oh and you’re a douche.