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I love this. I was going to submit it. Fucker.
The early bird catches the worm
@...ColombianMonkey: But the second mouse gets the cheese
@...Tetsuo137: i guess so?
@...ColombianMonkey: Yes since I was filling in the rest of the phrase.
Those Shy Guys look fucking awesome, but not at all what I expected. I’d like to see some more SMB2 enemies done in this style. Wart and Tri-Clyde especially.
I will probably get flamed to hell for this but fuck it, I hated Mario 2! That fucking shit wasn’t Mario at all! Flying carpets, flying masks, a hawk’s mouth opening and closing bringing you to the next world. It fucking sucks, it sucking fucks, and I don’t like it.
Mario 3 on the other hand, that was the shit.
Thanks to this image I’ve realized how freaky and insane the whole idea of Mario is.
@dieAntagonista: don’t be rude, please, or somebody may accidentally throw a celery in you =^_^=
But the last person to the grocery store gets the freshest milk.
@...LukeV1-5: How do you figure?
@...copypaiste:
You mean like, celery rape? Jesus Christ. I knew that Italian plumber was hardcore, but I thought Peach was there for his special needs.
No but really, that made me laugh pretty hard.
@...Tetsuo137:
Aw. I like the flying carpet. It was very different yeah, it didn’t feel quite kosher either. But I don’t know. Sometimes you just gotta forget your morals and all that banal nonsense and just hump that flying carpet.
And come on, the hawk’s mouth was fucking beautiful.
Why am I talking in past tense. Probably because I gave my Super Nintendo away.
I’m going to cry in the corner now. Screw all of you.
Oh Celery Rape and Humping Flying Carpets <– Title for my next book.
No seriously I tried to forget my morals, but in my books Mario 2 isn’t even canonical, it’s such a far cry from the essence that is Super Mario. An example of that would be that they didn’t continue with the ideas and things they used in Mario 2, they returned to what Mario should have always been like in Mario 3.
@...LukeV1-5: @...Tetsuo137: not if the guy who puts up the milk is lazy and puts the newest milk in front!
@...ColombianMonkey: Of*
Oops, I was going to respond to your post, then figured I should correct the title for my next book first, but forgot to remove you and….. bah that is so 2008.
lol it’s okay.
@...Tetsuo137:
But they brought the bad guys from it back for the super amazing fucking bad ass Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island, and then in several other games.
And the game didn’t suck, but I can sympathize with the idea that it’s not Mario, of course, Mario has been in so many games that can’t be defined the same way that it doesn’t really matter, anyway. The fact is, this game is Doki Doki Panic. The real Super Mario Bros 2 was deemed to hard for American audiences at the time. How fucking lame is that? Fucking elitist Japanese gamers.
@...RSIxidor: This according to wikipedia:
”Various Nintendo of America employees personally disliked the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, which they found to be frustratingly difficult and actually the same gameplay and features on the first one, Super Mario Bros.[3] Believing such a game would likely sell poorly in the United States, they wanted to release a different sequel that they thought would be friendlier to western audiences.”
How dare they assume that? Totalitarians! I found it to be highly unfriendly and alienating! I see my childhood being raped before my eyes….
@...dieAntagonista:
Come hang out with me and we’ll hook up my SNES. Which still works. SUPER METROID FUCKING RULES!
@ColombianMonkey: so you have worms?
@...garbledxmission: she pulled this one out of my ass the other day so they could be more
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Ah Those were the days. Super Mario Bros Rules!
This is great. Any more?
@...pornoperson: i will look.