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    Sticky

    “Uhhh, what are you doing?”
    “Reading the manual. I need to find out what “Fatal Engine Error” means.”
    “…” *ejects*
    “Heh heh heh. Gets ’em every time.”

    Greg24

    Yo Dawg, we heard you like air planes…

    Tardex

    Greg24: Nope, sorry, not today.

    MonkeyHitman

    Greg24: sorry major fail. if there was a model airfighter jet then…

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    that’s porn, not a manual.

    Puulaahi

    Jet Fighter Pilots rule! Our neighbors son is about to become one. I believe he is at Top Gun Flight School right now.

    Stolid

    Um.. No. If here were in Top Gun, he’d already BE one.

    Sticky

    Puulaahi:
    Hopefully with less gay innuendo than the movie.

    Puulaahi

    Sticky: Well he does have a fucking hot wife. So I doubt that will happen.

    Sticky

    Puulaahi:
    Hope he wants daughters. Supersonic speeds do something to sperm production, apparently.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Sticky:
    explain.

    MonkeyHitman

    Puulaahi: Sticky: Hot wife? going to serve a tour in the air force? no sex? this will end in divorce BOOYA
    score 1 for destiny!

    Puulaahi

    ColombianMonkey: Not Air Force. Motherfuckin’ Marines Motherfucker. His real goal is to become a commercial pilot but apparently you have to work for the military first.

    Stolid

    No, but it’s a shoe-in.

    MonkeyHitman

    even worse lol. more time in tour.

    withered spyryt

    HoooRa Devil dawgz! …. i stole my current wife from a marine… feel kinda bad ’bout that .. nah not really … U.S.N is where its at !

    Stolid

    FYI, she fucked all his friends before you fucked her. Plus she’s probably fucking all yours too. 20 years Navy.. I know.

    MonkeyHitman

    see puu he’s either 2 things the one to cause the pain or the one to receive the pain. apparently withered spyryt chose right if it isn’t a retarded internet meme.

    Puulaahi

    ColombianMonkey: You just have too much time on your hands, dude. The next time you make a meaningful comment. I’ll let you know.

    MonkeyHitman

    Puulaahi: i was about to say that to you in the after the great ka-Whoom topic. but don’t worry man words can cover a book by only so much 🙂

    Puulaahi

    ColombianMonkey: This must be the retarded you, out of the two there are.

    MonkeyHitman

    Puulaahi: please continue

    juiceyfruit

    “how does i do a barrel roll?”

    ebayer

    withered spyryt:
    The Marines are a department of the Navy

    …the Men’s department

    Stolid

    That’s why they wear blouses? Fucking noob.

    BowToMe

    ebayer: Bitch got TOLD! Hahaha.

    frightfulfish

    ebayer: Marines are much like a terrier, when they get up in the morning they want to do two things:
    They want to dig a hole.
    They want to kill something.

    Marines, like Pit Bulls, work best when slightly pissed off.

    SumoSnipe

    What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 80? Sir
    What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 100? Sargent
    What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 120? Swabbie.

    Hoo Yaa.

    nos4raaa2

    A marine is home on leave, in his dress blues. decides he’s gonna go to the nicest place in town. Finishing his meal, he heads to the latrine where he meets a small boy. “wow are you a real marine?” the boy asks.
    “Yes I am kid you wanna wear my hat?” says the marine
    “Yes, Oh Boy!” says the kid, he begins to march around with his new “cover” on. An Army ranger walks in and the kid stands stunned.
    “Wow are you a real Army ranger?” the boy asks.
    The ranger answers,” Yes i am kid, you wanna suck my dick?”
    The kid responds ” oh no sir im not a real marine im only wearing his hat!” ha ha

    SumoSnipe

    ” Oh the pilot tried to loop de loop at 00 feet
    ya he aint gonna fly no more”
    Heh. Army rangers. Bad asses that go up in perfectly good aircraft and jump out into hostile zones. And they say Marines are dumb.
    “there was blood upon the risers
    there were brains upon the chute
    intestines were a dangling from
    his paratrooper suit
    He was a mess they had
    to go and pour him out his boots,
    oh he aint going to jump no more”

    Sticky

    SumoSnipe:
    Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die…

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