You’d be amazed/saddened that I’ve found that to be untrue 🙁
dieAntagonista (#)
15 years ago
@...tiki god:
Nah I think he means because of how she is dressed.
What a fool. This is obviously at some kind of circus thing!
She’s an exotic dancer of some kind who dances to exotic music while swallowing swords and stuff.
@...tiki god: Doesn’t matter if she’s got big tits, if she works at a Ren Faire then she’ll probably fuck anything that breathes. I’ve worked at Ren Faires.
Sucks to be her backbone.
can i get her to dance for me?
@...deuce:
I know. Those things must suck to lug around.
owwwwwhhhhhhhhhh
My back hurts, my back hurts noooowww. . .
That looks horrible. . .
@...awfulintentions:
After reading this text I am strongly reminded of the “AAAAAAAWOOOOOOO” woman who fell out of the basket on the grape-crushing thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFVnTMwt3w
Yeah. That.
Is this from the So. Cal. Renaissance Faire? You see girls like that all over the place. Very Nice!
Her back probaby doesn’t hurt too much since I bet she spends a lot of time laying on it.
@...Hendu:
So big tits = slut?
You’d be amazed/saddened that I’ve found that to be untrue 🙁
@...tiki god:
Nah I think he means because of how she is dressed.
What a fool. This is obviously at some kind of circus thing!
She’s an exotic dancer of some kind who dances to exotic music while swallowing swords and stuff.
Wait, never mind.
@...dieAntagonista:
So deep throat = slut?
You’d be saddened that I’ve never met a lady that wanted to suck my e-peen so I really don’t know.
So [insert phrase/word here] = slut?
Hrm. She looks more like a boob dancer than a belly dancer.
In my experience, the only reliable constant is slut = slut. Any other theory is open to debate. Slutmatics are notoriously difficult.
@...tiki god: Doesn’t matter if she’s got big tits, if she works at a Ren Faire then she’ll probably fuck anything that breathes. I’ve worked at Ren Faires.
so…that means you’d fuck anything that breathes?