@...nyokki: oh why do they tempt me? Lo there do I see before me a stick with which to poke at hornets nests. Do I send it to our friends, or do I be smart?

@...nyokki: You’re right as always.

Monkey,
DieA,
please fill out the above form, attach all relevant documentation, annotations, witness affidavits, bribes and blackmail. Please place one copy in an appropriate envelope with all needed warnings ( do not fold, spindle, xray, BBQ, ect) and send to your nearest DILIGAF office. Please keep at least one copy for yourself, as this organization is prone to losing track of casefiles.
I do hope that the DILIGAF ruling body and the parties involve can come to a mutual agreement, the aggrieved parties forgive each other and bury the hatchet in a truly deserving ass, for example, riverdaledragon, kommisar, or everyones old favorite, casemods.