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    RSIxidor

    name, please?

    wookie_x

    damn.

    DisplacedTexan

    oh shit! i’m watching tv and now there’s another “disorder” besides PMS called PMDD… I’m glad i don’t have ovaries…
    pmdd.factsforhealth.org/

    DisplacedTexan

    p.s. sorry if this is old news to anyone… i’m not in the medical field and don’t watch very much tv.

    Jenny Greenteeth

    Woah.
    This just made me throw away the sweets I was eating.

    joodles

    What a beautiful, elegant body. Nom.

    nyoki

    Love the dress and it looks fantastic on her.

    Sticky

    DisplacedTexan:
    And the random post of the day award goes to…

    wookie_x

    Sticky: Purple painted Penguins! Would you like Yak butter in your tea?

    Pants

    ickypants

    joodles

    There’s no escaping, she has the face of a giraffe.

    rattybad

    joodles: You don’t meet many girls, do you?

    nyoki

    rattybad: Durrrr! 😉

    joodles

    rattybad: Sadly, no. But when you have your own boobs…
    Your comment made me wonder, what if ALL women have faces like giraffes?

    Pip

    joodles: God, I hope she’s got the tongue, too

    MonkeyHitman

    joodles: what if ALL men are monkeys. it would be a PARTAY..

    joodles

    Pip: Ooooh now you’re talkin’.
    ColombianMonkey: What’s the fun in that?

    MonkeyHitman

    oh you don’t know … hmm well if you happen to experience it. you would understand what i mean ^^

    Pip

    ColombianMonkey: Are you talking about how us monkey-men can mount you in a way where we can pull a girl’s hair with our hands and smack their ass with our feet?

    joodles

    Pip: Lol!

    MonkeyHitman

    Pip: you have some very weird fantasies…. but no nothing has to do with sex btw.

    joodles

    It would be a pretty strange world if all men were ass-foot-smackin’ nympho monkeys, and all women were beautiful, elegant giraffe-faced, giraffe-tongued creme-egg lovers.

    Pip

    I don’t know, joodles…..have you been to a club lately? That seems pretty accurate.

    joodles

    That’s a very good point. A drunk guy said “I would kiss you if I could get close to you” to me last night at a club. I was wearing a Rubik’s cube costume, and I was glad.

    Pip

    ……….Rubik’s cube costume…..?

    joodles

    Pip: It was fancy dress. The drunk monkey guy couldn’t get near my face cause it was in the way. Also, I had to fit together several straws to drink my drink.
    Anyway, yes I have been to a club lately.

    Sticky

    joodles:
    So you turned Colombian Monkey down then, eh? XD

    MonkeyHitman

    who figured your puzzle :P?

    joodles

    Sticky: Nymphomonkeys just aren’t my type.
    ColombianMonkey: It was made of paper, non-solvable. i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/JuliaHealy/cube2.jpg

    MonkeyHitman

    lol i was in mah bed sleeping lol. enjoying 4 pillows and the sweet sound of silent and the dark purple sky.
    ~~

    btw guys check this out.
    www.cracked.com/article_16241_6-most-frequently-quoted-bullsht-statistics.html

    interesting thing to read.

    MonkeyHitman

    joodles: I’ve seen on the forums. but this picture is awesome. does it feel like a pinguin? the limited arm movement. what if you had a booger hanging out of your nose?

    joodles

    ColombianMonkey: Yeah the costume took a long time to make. Plus, it was like a meta-costume, I had another costume underneath. There was enough to room to get my hand through the head hole for itchy noses and the like. I perfected this dance move where I retracted my arms, and then spun the cube around my neck 360 degrees.

    Pip

    ….joodles is a spinner.

    MonkeyHitman

    joodles: i could’ve only imagine it and already sheer awesomeness comes to mind. video? must have video!

    Sticky

    joodles:
    When you did that did you demand they play some rap and go “I GOT SPINNAZ NIGGA!”?

    joodles

    Pip: You wish.
    ColombianMonkey: No video, I’m afraid.
    Sticky: No, but they played Billy Idol’s You Spin Me Right Round.

    MonkeyHitman

    snap. well next time you know then hehe..
    anyways good morning people 4:26AM and I’m going to sleep. happy easter Monday to all! 🙂

    Sticky

    joodles:
    Did you think of Meatspin? Because if you didn’t then, you are now. ZING!

    nyoki

    Pip: Yes please.

    dogsurfer

    joodles: “ass-foot-smackin’ nympho monkeys” = 25 sit-ups worth of laughing. Internet wins for jooles & Pip.

    MonkeyHitman

    dogsurfer: how can you do that??… do you have your pc on the floor with you? are one of those people who hates furniture and do everything on the floor? lol

    dieAntagonista

    I’m one of those people who hates furniture and does everything on the floor. Everything.

    RSIxidor: I wish I knew her name. This picture is all I got.

    dogsurfer

    ColombianMonkey: I responded to “ass-foot-smackin” with uncontrollable abdominal contractions, equal to 25 worth of sit-ups, including tears & manic chortling as I imagined myself with this monkey contorting ability. I was not ROTF, as furniture was available.

    Pip

    Must keep perverted mind under control in regards to “doing everything on the floor”…..

    Come on, you can do this, Pip…..you can do this….

    barwitch


    You spin me right round was Dead or Alive.. I think Marilyn Manson covered it a few years back too.

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