@...ColombianMonkey: Are you talking about how us monkey-men can mount you in a way where we can pull a girl’s hair with our hands and smack their ass with our feet?
It would be a pretty strange world if all men were ass-foot-smackin’ nympho monkeys, and all women were beautiful, elegant giraffe-faced, giraffe-tongued creme-egg lovers.
That’s a very good point. A drunk guy said “I would kiss you if I could get close to you” to me last night at a club. I was wearing a Rubik’s cube costume, and I was glad.
@...Pip: It was fancy dress. The drunk monkey guy couldn’t get near my face cause it was in the way. Also, I had to fit together several straws to drink my drink.
Anyway, yes I have been to a club lately.
@...joodles: I’ve seen on the forums. but this picture is awesome. does it feel like a pinguin? the limited arm movement. what if you had a booger hanging out of your nose?
@...ColombianMonkey: Yeah the costume took a long time to make. Plus, it was like a meta-costume, I had another costume underneath. There was enough to room to get my hand through the head hole for itchy noses and the like. I perfected this dance move where I retracted my arms, and then spun the cube around my neck 360 degrees.
@...dogsurfer: how can you do that??… do you have your pc on the floor with you? are one of those people who hates furniture and do everything on the floor? lol
@...ColombianMonkey: I responded to “ass-foot-smackin” with uncontrollable abdominal contractions, equal to 25 worth of sit-ups, including tears & manic chortling as I imagined myself with this monkey contorting ability. I was not ROTF, as furniture was available.
name, please?
damn.
oh shit! i’m watching tv and now there’s another “disorder” besides PMS called PMDD… I’m glad i don’t have ovaries…
pmdd.factsforhealth.org/
p.s. sorry if this is old news to anyone… i’m not in the medical field and don’t watch very much tv.
Woah.
This just made me throw away the sweets I was eating.
What a beautiful, elegant body. Nom.
Love the dress and it looks fantastic on her.
@...DisplacedTexan:
And the random post of the day award goes to…
@...Sticky: Purple painted Penguins! Would you like Yak butter in your tea?
ickypants
There’s no escaping, she has the face of a giraffe.
@...joodles: You don’t meet many girls, do you?
@...rattybad: Durrrr! 😉
@...rattybad: Sadly, no. But when you have your own boobs…
Your comment made me wonder, what if ALL women have faces like giraffes?
@...joodles: God, I hope she’s got the tongue, too
@...joodles: what if ALL men are monkeys. it would be a PARTAY..
@...Pip: Ooooh now you’re talkin’.
@...ColombianMonkey: What’s the fun in that?
oh you don’t know … hmm well if you happen to experience it. you would understand what i mean ^^
@...ColombianMonkey: Are you talking about how us monkey-men can mount you in a way where we can pull a girl’s hair with our hands and smack their ass with our feet?
@...Pip: Lol!
@...Pip: you have some very weird fantasies…. but no nothing has to do with sex btw.
It would be a pretty strange world if all men were ass-foot-smackin’ nympho monkeys, and all women were beautiful, elegant giraffe-faced, giraffe-tongued creme-egg lovers.
I don’t know, joodles…..have you been to a club lately? That seems pretty accurate.
That’s a very good point. A drunk guy said “I would kiss you if I could get close to you” to me last night at a club. I was wearing a Rubik’s cube costume, and I was glad.
……….Rubik’s cube costume…..?
@...Pip: It was fancy dress. The drunk monkey guy couldn’t get near my face cause it was in the way. Also, I had to fit together several straws to drink my drink.
Anyway, yes I have been to a club lately.
@...joodles:
So you turned Colombian Monkey down then, eh? XD
who figured your puzzle :P?
@...Sticky: Nymphomonkeys just aren’t my type.
@...ColombianMonkey: It was made of paper, non-solvable. i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/JuliaHealy/cube2.jpg
lol i was in mah bed sleeping lol. enjoying 4 pillows and the sweet sound of silent and the dark purple sky.
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btw guys check this out.
www.cracked.com/article_16241_6-most-frequently-quoted-bullsht-statistics.html
interesting thing to read.
@...joodles: I’ve seen on the forums. but this picture is awesome. does it feel like a pinguin? the limited arm movement. what if you had a booger hanging out of your nose?
@...ColombianMonkey: Yeah the costume took a long time to make. Plus, it was like a meta-costume, I had another costume underneath. There was enough to room to get my hand through the head hole for itchy noses and the like. I perfected this dance move where I retracted my arms, and then spun the cube around my neck 360 degrees.
….joodles is a spinner.
@...joodles: i could’ve only imagine it and already sheer awesomeness comes to mind. video? must have video!
@...joodles:
When you did that did you demand they play some rap and go “I GOT SPINNAZ NIGGA!”?
@...Pip: You wish.
@...ColombianMonkey: No video, I’m afraid.
@...Sticky: No, but they played Billy Idol’s You Spin Me Right Round.
snap. well next time you know then hehe..
anyways good morning people 4:26AM and I’m going to sleep. happy easter Monday to all! 🙂
@...joodles:
Did you think of Meatspin? Because if you didn’t then, you are now. ZING!
@...Pip: Yes please.
@...joodles: “ass-foot-smackin’ nympho monkeys” = 25 sit-ups worth of laughing. Internet wins for jooles & Pip.
@...dogsurfer: how can you do that??… do you have your pc on the floor with you? are one of those people who hates furniture and do everything on the floor? lol
I’m one of those people who hates furniture and does everything on the floor. Everything.
@...RSIxidor: I wish I knew her name. This picture is all I got.
@...ColombianMonkey: I responded to “ass-foot-smackin” with uncontrollable abdominal contractions, equal to 25 worth of sit-ups, including tears & manic chortling as I imagined myself with this monkey contorting ability. I was not ROTF, as furniture was available.
Must keep perverted mind under control in regards to “doing everything on the floor”…..
Come on, you can do this, Pip…..you can do this….
@joodles
You spin me right round was Dead or Alive.. I think Marilyn Manson covered it a few years back too.