I want to cook my step-mother’s bunny so bad. In my defense: bunnies taste great, it’s a wild hare found in a parking lot neighboring a field, and the only interaction with the creature is putting him outdoors during the day and back in the garage at night.
I can neither eggstoll nor eggscoriate these ever-eggspanding (as well as eggsceedingly Eggsistential) eggshortations to eggshume such an eggstatic symbol of Easter.
What do you eggspect, if you eggspose humans to eggceptional mythology, they will react with eggsaggerated eggspressions of their own interpretations and not eggsclude any eggspences or question any unrealistic eggstensions while closely eggsamining their eggstraordinary and always eggspanding delusions.
@...dieAntagonista:
I’m eggceptionally sad that you aren’t on AIM. If you were I’d be eggcited at the prospect of discussing eggistentialism at length and we can egg each other on with our eggocentrisms.
I am rather disappointed that my contribution was either not noticed, or was not judged to be worthy of comment. Perhaps it was too subtle. I’ve been accused of being too subtle. Too subtle as a 18 pound rubber sledgehammer is too subtle.
@...wookie_x: My apologies, mister unbeatable zombie slayer man. I did notice, and it made me giggle. But I needed all my powers for the HoChunk attack.
this is absolutely horribly tragic!
I’m sorry guys . . . It was late and I was with this girl and my car was just. . . what have I done!?
I’ve got a couple days to find suitable roadkill to do this, or make some … later!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nothing is sacred. *cries The Easter Bunny is real…or was. 🙁
This is pretty fucked up to be honest…
I’m not eggsactly eggcited, eggcept it’s an eggsellent eggscuse to eggsperiment with painting eggs.
Beat that. In one sentence.
I’m getting all dizzy from looking at those Gs. Yo what’s up G. g-g-g-G UNIT.
This here’s a perfect example of the adage “making lemonade from lemons.”
There’s no greater humor than humor borne from tragedy.
@...dieAntagonista: You win.
Total WIN.
I laughed, then lamented, then kept on laughing.
I want to cook my step-mother’s bunny so bad. In my defense: bunnies taste great, it’s a wild hare found in a parking lot neighboring a field, and the only interaction with the creature is putting him outdoors during the day and back in the garage at night.
I foresee rabbit stew in my future.
@...dieAnteggonista: Well done. Well done indeed!
I can neither eggstoll nor eggscoriate these ever-eggspanding (as well as eggsceedingly Eggsistential) eggshortations to eggshume such an eggstatic symbol of Easter.
Instead, I shall go watch Eggs-men, followed by Eggscalibur.
A challenger appears.
@...HoChunk:
What do you eggspect, if you eggspose humans to eggceptional mythology, they will react with eggsaggerated eggspressions of their own interpretations and not eggsclude any eggspences or question any unrealistic eggstensions while closely eggsamining their eggstraordinary and always eggspanding delusions.
That’s basically it. In
a nutshellan eggshell.Eggshausting…besides, I already used “eggspanding”.
Eggscelsior!
Oops. Yeah but even without eggspanding, I still have two more than you. And I didn’t abuse any brackets.
It’s not eggshausting. Just slowly inhale and eggshale. Inhale and eggshale.
@...dieAntagonista:
I’m eggceptionally sad that you aren’t on AIM. If you were I’d be eggcited at the prospect of discussing eggistentialism at length and we can egg each other on with our eggocentrisms.
…Yeah, last one didn’t work so well, but meh.
@...dieAntagonista: You are eggtastic and make me eggorny. Come on MSN my eggony. I eggeriosly, suck at this.
Also I EGGOM you.
How sick do you have to be to put Easter eggs around a dead rabbit? This is how serial killers start out.
@...General X: It is also how the best cheap pornos start out …
I am rather disappointed that my contribution was either not noticed, or was not judged to be worthy of comment. Perhaps it was too subtle. I’ve been accused of being too subtle. Too subtle as a 18 pound rubber sledgehammer is too subtle.
@...wookie_x: I like mine sunny side up. Consider you witty word-smithing acknowledged sir and/or madame.
@...wookie_x: i c wat u did thar
@...wookie_x: My apologies, mister unbeatable zombie slayer man. I did notice, and it made me giggle. But I needed all my powers for the HoChunk attack.
That’s just a guy in a suit.
@broken-hearted posters: Let the healing begin! www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/03/23/nsfw-easter-boobs/
Don’t woory, guys. He’ll get up in 3 days.
@...dusturd: Best. Comment. Ever.