Zoom zoom boom a zip goes your brain,
You know its only cause you’ve been smokin’ cocaine
Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta talent,
Everybody has it so use it gallant…ly
Maybe you’ll get over you will see,
That what I’m saying is really real
Like at the swap meet,
A serious deal…that could change the course of your life
It’s a lifetime contract,
Read it with caution,
Check out the small print,
You’ve got three options
The first one is to get your money
At the ‘spense of someone else’s grief
And you know that all that means good buddy,
Is that you’re a thief
Second option is a 9 to 5,
And 5 to 1 or the 1 to 9,
But if you read closely,
You’ll see you’ll be there for a long time
The third one is to go for it,
And try to get the crop of the cream,
When you get tired of drivin’,
You just hop in your limousine
Ha, a roll on
Don’t be no fool,
Drugs ain’t cool!
For me or you,
You know that this is true
A rip rap rollin’ with the pretty girls,
Zip da wip dippy with your fresh new curls,
Gooby doop bam a zoom zip wap,
Everybody to the beat let me hear a loud clap
Zip zap zoom a bop to the beat,
All the little frits put the boogie in your feet
Kids against drugs let me hear you gettin’ down,
While the rhythm of the boogie bass rocks the ground
You know when you change someone’s desktop pic at work, and they cant work out you’ve done it on their generic profile, so every time they log on and off a picture comes up…. Well it was done with Zip Zap rappin’ to some Dude’s PC. Thing his he didnt mind, as it always brought the lulz and never got old.
oh god. devastatin dave. Here is a lyric sample.
Zoom zoom boom a zip goes your brain,
You know its only cause you’ve been smokin’ cocaine
Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta talent,
Everybody has it so use it gallant…ly
Maybe you’ll get over you will see,
That what I’m saying is really real
Like at the swap meet,
A serious deal…that could change the course of your life
It’s a lifetime contract,
Read it with caution,
Check out the small print,
You’ve got three options
The first one is to get your money
At the ‘spense of someone else’s grief
And you know that all that means good buddy,
Is that you’re a thief
Second option is a 9 to 5,
And 5 to 1 or the 1 to 9,
But if you read closely,
You’ll see you’ll be there for a long time
The third one is to go for it,
And try to get the crop of the cream,
When you get tired of drivin’,
You just hop in your limousine
Ha, a roll on
Don’t be no fool,
Drugs ain’t cool!
For me or you,
You know that this is true
A rip rap rollin’ with the pretty girls,
Zip da wip dippy with your fresh new curls,
Gooby doop bam a zoom zip wap,
Everybody to the beat let me hear a loud clap
Zip zap zoom a bop to the beat,
All the little frits put the boogie in your feet
Kids against drugs let me hear you gettin’ down,
While the rhythm of the boogie bass rocks the ground
@...thelotuseater725: The 80s were one hell of a drug.
But mostly, I just want some of what Ken has been smoking.
That last one doubles as gay porn
All the covers require NSFW tag
Millie Jackson: the definition of ‘subtle’
I wonder if anyone has ever actually requested ken?
God damn, Tino’s packin.
You know when you change someone’s desktop pic at work, and they cant work out you’ve done it on their generic profile, so every time they log on and off a picture comes up…. Well it was done with Zip Zap rappin’ to some Dude’s PC. Thing his he didnt mind, as it always brought the lulz and never got old.
I want to be Devastatin’ Dave.
Also, Millie’s crystal ball is magnifying her buzz’ms; this is, in fact, a cunning strategem to make you buy her LP.
I have to wonder if Tino The Twink ever put out another album.
“hmm… 50 cents for “JOYCE”… naw- too much $$.” (puts album back on shelf)
I’m so glad I a otherwise occupied during the 80s.
ya’know? I led a sheltered childhood during the 80’s. Now, when I hear a kickass ACDC song, I get pissed off about it.
But then, I see Ken, Tino, and “Zip Zap Rap.”
Hell, I can still get ACDC. Thank you, sheltered childhood.
And that Joyce is one hot bitch.
@...LukeV1-5: What are you talking aboHOLY SHIT I SEE IT!
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change of pimp
Ken looks like a goddamn mannequin.