@...aarpie: It varies from batch to batch, First time i had guinness i hated it, i thought it was over rated bullshit. Just another mass produced “good” beer. But recently i bought a few packs of Draught for Black and Tans and i had one can by itself. Of course i saw the nice cascady bubble effect and the thick creamy head. I drank it and i was surprised. It wasn’t shit.
Loved the stuff since post-college. And yeah, I went throught the standard American ‘wtf’ phase where I was like, “who drained their oil pan into this fucking bottle?!”
Straight, no-frills bottled version in the US isn’t anything like real Guinness, but I have to admit I like it because it has a kind of tang or bite to it. Bottled & canned ‘draft’ are pretty similar to what you get in a bar over here. But the true stuff you have to get in Europe; I’ve been to Ireland and the Guinness brewery. Smoooooth…and you can balance a penny on that head 😀
Never seen that Simpsons, but from what I’ve heard it all depends on the KIND of bog water.
American Perv (#5969)
15 years ago
I have it on good authority that guinness is actually made from crude oil. I only drink beers I cannot see through. Anything else is piss.
False.
lol
I lul’d
Why’s everyone dogging on Guiness all of a sudden? It’s good shit!
You may know the ingredients, but you don’t know the ratios!
That episode was pure greatness.
And the secret ratio is 50-50.
funny, but technically incorrect, piping configuration and components do not work.
Somebody punch the Texan.
@...aarpie: It varies from batch to batch, First time i had guinness i hated it, i thought it was over rated bullshit. Just another mass produced “good” beer. But recently i bought a few packs of Draught for Black and Tans and i had one can by itself. Of course i saw the nice cascady bubble effect and the thick creamy head. I drank it and i was surprised. It wasn’t shit.
@...thelotuseater725: Warm or cold?
You go to hell; you got to hell and you die.
Guinness is the nectar of the Gods.
*GO* to hell rather.
yeah, because what others think about a particular beverage is something worth getting up in arms about…
MMMMMMMMM Guinness
@...Special Kail: What else is there to get up in arms about?
I loves me the Guinness draught in a can.
@...nyokki: Miss/Ma’am you are awesome for that.
@...nyokki: I love pouring that can in a pint glass and watching the Guinness churn and then calm with a nice creamy head on top.
@...T.File: the fact that i repeatedly ream your mother’s anus for money.
@...Special Kail: Nice Special K. You are into granny porn. High-five.
Personally, I’m not a big fan of bog water, so I’ll pass, thanks…
and piss
Loved the stuff since post-college. And yeah, I went throught the standard American ‘wtf’ phase where I was like, “who drained their oil pan into this fucking bottle?!”
Straight, no-frills bottled version in the US isn’t anything like real Guinness, but I have to admit I like it because it has a kind of tang or bite to it. Bottled & canned ‘draft’ are pretty similar to what you get in a bar over here. But the true stuff you have to get in Europe; I’ve been to Ireland and the Guinness brewery. Smoooooth…and you can balance a penny on that head 😀
Never seen that Simpsons, but from what I’ve heard it all depends on the KIND of bog water.
I have it on good authority that guinness is actually made from crude oil. I only drink beers I cannot see through. Anything else is piss.
@...Puulaahi:
As the old joke goes: “I can’t get head from anywhere else, might as well get one on my beer.”