To hell with the both of you. I am right handed and severly uncoordinated in my left. I lost the ring finger off my right hand in an accident. So, now, masturbation seems like a choice between a cripple and a retard.
@...the3g_ipwn: get a flesh light, jam it in between some books. Make sure no one walks in on you or itll look like you’re fucking a book shelf. Which, you are. OMg i just farted and it smells like death
this fucker just got an infoierority complex coz hes nowhere near as big of a badass motherfucker as bill fucking cosby. fuck your claw bitch, bills got jello!
juan_de_pab (#2824)
15 years ago
@AgZed,
and then he whips out his bladed scythe to stir HIS own jello….of death…
Is that some sort of power claw, on his right hand? I wonder if games workshop will ever have a skitari army…
@...GorillaMunch:
The rigth hand is used for jacking off.
@...nobody knows: I’m ambidextrous so I wouldn’t know anything about that.
@...GorillaMunch: Lucky bastard. I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
He jizes scarabs
@...colonel-yum-yum: @...GorillaMunch:
To hell with the both of you. I am right handed and severly uncoordinated in my left. I lost the ring finger off my right hand in an accident. So, now, masturbation seems like a choice between a cripple and a retard.
@...the3g_ipwn: get a flesh light, jam it in between some books. Make sure no one walks in on you or itll look like you’re fucking a book shelf. Which, you are. OMg i just farted and it smells like death
@...Nimbo: Pfft, no he (it?) doesn’t. The Tomb Spider does though. Creepy.
@...GorillaMunch: How do I get off jamming a flashlight….MY GOD SON YOU FUCKING REEK!
Am I the only one tired of these war hammer d&d rip off dork shit posts?
@...Drewlicious: yes
@monkeyman767: alright then. I’ll keep my comments to myself.
@the3g_ipwn,
Left hand is uncoordinated? Practice, my son, practice. Give it time, and your left will be your new unmutilated right.
this fucker just got an infoierority complex coz hes nowhere near as big of a badass motherfucker as bill fucking cosby. fuck your claw bitch, bills got jello!
@AgZed,
and then he whips out his bladed scythe to stir HIS own jello….of death…