@...DisplacedTexan:

Where you been.

I have quoted you on so many sites by now, it’s quite pathetic.

@...DisplacedTexan: That sucks. And you better find a solution for this problem.
You said something about me once, that was so simple and true that I have quoted it all over the place. I even used it to introduce myself to a friend’s new boyfriend the other day.

Nice. What can I say, my awesomeness is contagious.

Haha what. You’re getting kinda frustrating. Commenting on things you know nothing about. The quote I spoke of, is an insult. He doesn’t like me that’s why this is so funny.
Oh wait, because I’m not insulting his maybe future children means I’m kissing his ass, right?

Oh Dreth you’re so cute.

Drama? Oh come on, don’t flatter yourself. I’m poking fun at you.

Or are you going to use this as an excuse now every time you can’t think of anything witty to reply with.

Hey it’s cool. I know what you’re capable of. Drethypoo.

Nah you commented on what I and DisplacedTexan said. And I knew if I brought that thing up, you’d reply. Obviously not because it bothers you, nothing could ever bother you here, isn’t that right. But in case you didn’t notice, I get a kick out of sincere insults. It gives me an adrenalin rush that would make Michael Phelps blush.

Hey that rhymed.

Also, I expect great things from you.

Expect? I think you’re using the wrong word.

Besides you’d have to know what my definition of great things is.

You’re declining.