A Pro Surfer with a nice backside and frontside. You can see her on the ASP (Association of Surfing Professionals) Women\’s World Tour. Don\’t worry she\’s 18.
I think the prevailing logic is something like, “Look, it’s a celebrity. I’m never going to bang her anyway, but if she’s 17 and 11/12ths I shouldn’t think she’s cute, but if she’s 18, it’s okay?”
Now granted, I like my women in their 30s (mmmmm, Tina Fey, om nom nom), but I can see where this mentality comes from.
Quick google search. Date of birth 1990. OMG, people born in 1990 are 18! People born in 1990 voted in this election! Excuse me, I have to go drink some metamucil and yell at the young whippersnappers to get off my lawn.
@...WistfulD: LOL, actually I was being facetious, she would still be cute whether she was 17 or 18. I just thought it is funny how people are child rapists if she’s 17 and 11/12ths but not if she 18…
I almost went with a pedobear joke too, but frankly I don’t think pedobear would have approved…
Metamucil FTW, I think I’ll join you since I was born in ’84
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
@...kuTTer: “The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. please lose 40lbs and try again later.” @...MaiNiaC_MicHaeL: Kid, get yer grubby twenty something paws off my fiber shakes. Now if you do a good job on the lawn, I’ll give you 2 dollars and an Ice Cream.
cute little patoote
Not worried, i’d go to jail smiling.
shooped.
women can’t do stuff.
@...thatonejimguy: hey yeah! When you look at the first pic closely you can tell she was originally holding a stove.
@justmedicine: u just needlessly admitted to being a child rapist. how young does she look, re-re?
whats up with the “/” in contractions now?
Don\’t worry she\’s – WTF is that?
Sadly, not everyone was worried about whether she was 18 or not…
That surfing shot is sweet.
I would have expected more muscle tone in the legs. Her legs are bit weird shaped.
Id buy that 4 a dollar!!!! ha hah haaaa
@...Phyreblade:
I think the prevailing logic is something like, “Look, it’s a celebrity. I’m never going to bang her anyway, but if she’s 17 and 11/12ths I shouldn’t think she’s cute, but if she’s 18, it’s okay?”
Now granted, I like my women in their 30s (mmmmm, Tina Fey, om nom nom), but I can see where this mentality comes from.
Quick google search. Date of birth 1990. OMG, people born in 1990 are 18! People born in 1990 voted in this election! Excuse me, I have to go drink some metamucil and yell at the young whippersnappers to get off my lawn.
in picture 2 the wave is having butsex with her.
@...WistfulD: LOL, actually I was being facetious, she would still be cute whether she was 17 or 18. I just thought it is funny how people are child rapists if she’s 17 and 11/12ths but not if she 18…
I almost went with a pedobear joke too, but frankly I don’t think pedobear would have approved…
@WistfulD
Metamucil FTW, I think I’ll join you since I was born in ’84
@...kuTTer: “The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. please lose 40lbs and try again later.”
@...MaiNiaC_MicHaeL: Kid, get yer grubby twenty something paws off my fiber shakes. Now if you do a good job on the lawn, I’ll give you 2 dollars and an Ice Cream.