I’d rape them, nail them on a piece of wood and hang them on my wall.

@...tiki god:
If you knew how harmless I, with my height of only 5 foot 2, and a very soft voice, appear, you would laugh until you lose consciousness at my attempt above.

I am very high right now.

@...wookie_x: High5.

@...Wicked69: I would, normally, but I haven’t had any in so long, so the only person I’m going to share it with is the one who brought some back from Sweden. Agnes is the best.

Also, I just realised I keep making references to my own comments from the past. As if I were some magnificent author.

It’s a combination of two comments really.
One, where I said I would nail a mantis shrimp on a piece of wood because it’s so nice and colourful.
The other, I explained what I would do to Zooey and Emily Deshanel:
“I would totally invite them over for tea and biscuits. I would use the good cups and have some Brahms playing softly in the background also. Next to the candles on the table there would be a collection of poems by Goethe ready to be read . And then maybe discussed and compared to Schiller.”

And just in case anyone was wondering, Anton Bruckner was a talentless jerkface motherfucking bastard son of a bitch. He is in hell right now though, so it’s cool.

That’s what you get for criticising Brahms.