@dieAntagonista i thought that what decides whether the toast lands butter side up or down depends on what the intended use of the toast was, as the universe really hates everyone and just wants to make them sad about their toast or something. ex. if you drop the toast with the intent to disprove the myth, then the toast will land butter down, always doing what you don’t want it to do. so, to make this work, you must take a hobo’s toast which he still wants to eat, secure it to the back of the cat, and have HIM drop the pair so that the toast must “land” butter side down to deny him of his meal, though the cats presence will create a “quantum funk”, creating the antigravity engine.