“Did you remember to wear your brown pants this morning?”
“How the hell did a slice of cheese get stuck to my head? Well, do you know? PUNK”
“Did you know this is the gayest way to hold a pistol?”
“Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?”
“Deal or no deal?”
“What is your bid on this showcase?”
“What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
“Where’s my custard?”
“Where’s the beef?”
“I couldn’t take a shit this morning, should I eat more fiber?”
Am I in dual w/ the cowboy above me?
“Does this make me look fat?”
“Why so serious?”
“Do you think you can roll a natural 20 for luck?”
“I can has cheezburger?”
“Duck you sucker!”
“Do you know the way to San Jose?”
“Do you know the muffin man?”
“Do you want fries with that?”
“Is this your gun? I found it on the street, I think someone must have dropped it”
“Did Adam and Eve have navels?”
“What’s another word for “Thesaurusâ€?”
“What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?”
@...TGGeko: 42.
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-OMBOBREAKER!!!
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross!
“Do YOU know the Muffin Man?”
“Did you remember to wear your brown pants this morning?”
“How the hell did a slice of cheese get stuck to my head? Well, do you know? PUNK”
“Did you know this is the gayest way to hold a pistol?”
“Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?”
“Deal or no deal?”
“What is your bid on this showcase?”
“What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
“Where’s my custard?”
“Where’s the beef?”
“I couldn’t take a shit this morning, should I eat more fiber?”
Am I in dual w/ the cowboy above me?
“Does this make me look fat?”
“Why so serious?”
“Do you think you can roll a natural 20 for luck?”
“I can has cheezburger?”
“Duck you sucker!”
“Do you know the way to San Jose?”
“Do you know the muffin man?”
“Do you want fries with that?”
“Is this your gun? I found it on the street, I think someone must have dropped it”
“Did Adam and Eve have navels?”
“What’s another word for “Thesaurusâ€?”
“What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?”
@...TGGeko: 42.
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-OMBOBREAKER!!!
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross!
“Do YOU know the Muffin Man?”