@...Achi: You failed to mention that it is the most amazing battle that destroys the universe and what exactly it is he drowns in. The poison of a snake that can wrap around the entire planet. Asatru (german neo-paganism) is fucking awesome.
riverdaledragon (#5344)
15 years ago
um no sorry.. Jesus wasnt God…. so that whole thing is wrong. God has never died. and Jesus got nailed to the cross…. this thread fails..
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
Is it just me or do the warrior gods seem to be making a comeback? If this isn’t an “Axe age Sword age as brother kills brother”….
same trinity says he’s everyone and he has million eyes all over the place watching everyone symotainiously. atleast that is what my churched used to preach when i was a kid
@...Paul_Is_Drunk: I don’t know if it’s all of the Protestant faiths, but some don’t believe in the Holy Trinity. I always associate that w/ the Catholic faith. Anyone know about this?
Bringeth the Thunder…
so, so true.
rock me sexy jesus.
My god could beat up your god.
Well, actually he was drowned and died like all Æsir.
hmmm, indeed thor. But my god hi-jacked your traditions and made them the bitch of the holiday industry.
@...Paul_Is_Drunk: Kinda goes along with the whole “my God has a bigger dick than your God.” a la George Carlin.
Needs moar blood for the blood god imo
@...sutenvulf: True. However, all blood is blood for the Blood God. So he wins by default.
@...Paul_Is_Drunk: Yes. Yes he does. do you have a larger copy of this?
HAIL TO THE HAMMER!
My god rose from the dead and gave your god the hammer in the first place, therefore he could take it away just as easily. Any questions?
Your god’s dad also died nailed to a tree/spear, and he still bosses your god around, so there.
@...suicydking:
@...sutenvulf:
Skulls for the skull throne!
@...Lakiamia:
Can I have a sample of what your smoking?
@...SumoSnipe: Nope, sorry.
@...Achi: You failed to mention that it is the most amazing battle that destroys the universe and what exactly it is he drowns in. The poison of a snake that can wrap around the entire planet. Asatru (german neo-paganism) is fucking awesome.
um no sorry.. Jesus wasnt God…. so that whole thing is wrong. God has never died. and Jesus got nailed to the cross…. this thread fails..
Is it just me or do the warrior gods seem to be making a comeback? If this isn’t an “Axe age Sword age as brother kills brother”….
@...riverdaledragon: Even I went to church long enough to know what you just said is completely wrong. Holy Trinity.
I have the sneaking suspicion that people who actually studied this stuff are the ones who are the least likely to take it seriously. 🙂
same trinity says he’s everyone and he has million eyes all over the place watching everyone symotainiously. atleast that is what my churched used to preach when i was a kid
church*
@...Paul_Is_Drunk: I don’t know if it’s all of the Protestant faiths, but some don’t believe in the Holy Trinity. I always associate that w/ the Catholic faith. Anyone know about this?
@...nyokki: Some don’t believe in Thor, either. They will repent when he rises to fight the world serpent in 2012.
@...Paul_Is_Drunk: Is that how we’re referring to Palin now?
Anyway, I liked Nick Fury’s version in Secret Invasion #6 better…
Skrull Queen: He loves you.
Spiderman: Uh… he who?
Skrull Queen: God.
Nick Fury: Yeah? Well my god has a hammer!
@...ColombianMonkey: Dude. Simultaneously.
Si fuckin’ multaneously.
Not symotragnablorgenojurkensartly.
@...Sarcastastic: GERMAN neo-paganism? Wtf? The Norse were never german.
@Wrik: GERMAN neo-paganism?
You know, good old worshipping of Sun, human sacrifices, That kind of stuff.
And lame music, like:
@...LukeV1-5: thanks for fixing man, how much do you charge for spell check lessons?
CROM PWNS all of your deities… 😛
G’damn internal 500 error.
I don’t feel like typing all this out again.
@...Vrik: Thursday is named after Thunor, which is the Old English name for Thor. Those “Norse” gods were all over the place.