The burger patty looks awesome, and then I realized it was in between a doughnut. If you look closely into the reflection of the counter, you’ll see the sad face of the fat soul who’s gonna eat that.
Looking at the size of the burger, I don’t know how much of a difference the doughnut makes in the grand scheme of things.
It’s just one of those things that if you’re gonna do it, you gotta do it all the way.
1. A loaf of meat doesn’t qualify as a burger patty, it’s meatloaf.
2. If you can’t get your mouth around it then it’s something other than a burger.
3. Cheeze should be pepperjack, cheddar on a burger is lameness.
4. Just piling together a couple of things that are, by themselves, delicious takes no skill. Learn to cook.
5. You do have decent taste in beer though so there’s hope for you yet.
Howie Feltersnatch (#262)
15 years ago
Sure your arteries will explode after eating it, but you’ll be suffering “the ‘itis” at the time, so you won’t feel a thing.
Just checking. 😉
How on earth does this look appetizing to anyone? It is super disturbing. This is enough food to feed a family of 4 or 5 and still most likely contribute to a nasty case of heart disease. This burder comes with a free side of EKG and angioplasty.
Pffft… You wusses… See any decently large chunk of beef and begin pukin’… Americans these days going to the dogs I tell ya…
Back in my day, my mom use to just pour some cool aid directly onto a slice of bread, spread lard on another, put it on top, an pinch the edges together. That was a sammich.
And when we were lucky enough to get meat, stray dog, possum, whatever, she’d just cut a slab of it and throw it into a fire (we didn’t have ovens or a stove). Take it our 5 minutes later. It would be raw on the inside and burned black on the outside, but it was meat dagnabbit… Mom would kill us of we wasted even a single raw/charred bite…
@...Phyreblade: It was tricky snapping the bones of varmints to get at the marrow. Plus we had to leave the organs in, because every bit of protein counts…and the fur/hair…*shudder*
Interesting side note: West Virginia has made it legal to collect, cook and eat roadkill. I’m still trying to figure out how that got past the Public Health dept.
That is an abomination.
I want to see the guy that could eat one of those.
@...hufnmouth: present
Needs more bacon.
Burgers are supposed to use patties, not balls of meat too
The burger patty looks awesome, and then I realized it was in between a doughnut. If you look closely into the reflection of the counter, you’ll see the sad face of the fat soul who’s gonna eat that.
Looking at the size of the burger, I don’t know how much of a difference the doughnut makes in the grand scheme of things.
It’s just one of those things that if you’re gonna do it, you gotta do it all the way.
Almost as good as…peculiarfare.wordpress.com/2008/11/06/sloppy-joe-slop-slop-sloppy-joe/
Artery explosion.
This shit doesn’t even look good. Fuck you tools who think this shit is funny. Wasn’t this crap “cool” like 4 years ago….lame
@...pantsoffdanceoff: Don’ hold back the emotion tell us how you really feel.
It does look pretty gross
You know… my mouth started watering when I saw this. The only problem is that I could never fit that into my mouth.
Just in case you where wondering America, this is why you are fat.
So this one time, I ate a stick of lard. Also, I love meat, I once had sex with some bacon.
am I cool now? Is that how this works?
1. A loaf of meat doesn’t qualify as a burger patty, it’s meatloaf.
2. If you can’t get your mouth around it then it’s something other than a burger.
3. Cheeze should be pepperjack, cheddar on a burger is lameness.
4. Just piling together a couple of things that are, by themselves, delicious takes no skill. Learn to cook.
5. You do have decent taste in beer though so there’s hope for you yet.
Sure your arteries will explode after eating it, but you’ll be suffering “the ‘itis” at the time, so you won’t feel a thing.
You can keep the burger, but I will take the Sam Adams Cherry Wheat.
One of the better fruit flavored beers.
Also try Leinenkugle Berry Weise.
Mmmm… tastes like a heart attack.
Comes from an awesome show, though.
i find this very disturbing even for me who love meat.
@...flood123:
We’re not wondering. We know why.
Gross.
I love a good burger, that looks like a giant meataballa (get your alka-selzer ready) and a sweet doughnut w/ cheese, meat and beer? Yick.
Looking at think makes me want to take a dump.
No One Knows where this is From?! Wow! Its from the Boondocks. It was premiered in an episode “The Itis”
i think jim gaffigan did a comedy sctetch about that
@...nyokki:¶ ?
I was wondering when someone was going to come to the realization that this was from the Boondocks. Took WAY too long lol.
Kudos for actually making it, I pity you if you actually ate it.
@...erock11:
Just checking. 😉
How on earth does this look appetizing to anyone? It is super disturbing. This is enough food to feed a family of 4 or 5 and still most likely contribute to a nasty case of heart disease. This burder comes with a free side of EKG and angioplasty.
That’s not gonna sit well.
@...ColombianMonkey: Not really, but I should have said “I love a good burger, BUT that ain’t it”
@...justinkredible: I’m sure one would not have to wait long after the first bite to get themselves to a bathroom w/ a real toilet.
Also ewww…www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/07/21/hamburger-donuts/
Try again
Pffft… You wusses… See any decently large chunk of beef and begin pukin’… Americans these days going to the dogs I tell ya…
Back in my day, my mom use to just pour some cool aid directly onto a slice of bread, spread lard on another, put it on top, an pinch the edges together. That was a sammich.
And when we were lucky enough to get meat, stray dog, possum, whatever, she’d just cut a slab of it and throw it into a fire (we didn’t have ovens or a stove). Take it our 5 minutes later. It would be raw on the inside and burned black on the outside, but it was meat dagnabbit… Mom would kill us of we wasted even a single raw/charred bite…
Y’all are just spoiled rotten…
@...Phyreblade: It was tricky snapping the bones of varmints to get at the marrow. Plus we had to leave the organs in, because every bit of protein counts…and the fur/hair…*shudder*
Interesting side note: West Virginia has made it legal to collect, cook and eat roadkill. I’m still trying to figure out how that got past the Public Health dept.
I want that!!!!!
@...nyokki: Snapping the bones? Nah. Didn’t bother. We chewed everything… bones and all…
It’s legal to collect and eat roadkill in WV? I think someone in the PHD was sleeping though their shift during that approval process…
The Government did say they were trying to help Appalachia (no idea if sp) out in any way they can…..
@...SumoSnipe: lol
@...SumoSnipe: Heckuva helping hand there… 🙂
@...Phyreblade: ¶Well, we all know how much West Virginians just love the federal gov’t.¶
This looks tastier.
@...nyokki: Much tastier. I approve.