In what world is this the standard? The world of Florida-based retirees? Moderately successful pimps with few job expectations? Professional demolition derby drivers?
@...Sticky: While I agree that Cadillac isn’t worth it’s reputation, I must state that neither is Toyota. When Ford is besting you in overall reliability, it’s time to take control.
@...Phyreblade: I know, I learned my lesson. I’ve pretty much destroyed every car I’ve ever owned, especially transmissions, so she prolly wouldn’t have lasted much longer anyway.
@...Phyreblade: I’m afraid so. 66 mustang convertible, 69 malibu, 70 chevelle, 75 duster, 2 monte carlos (70s), 76 buick electra, 86 chevy spectrum, 86 chevy nova, 70 something gran lemans, 80 something mercury marquis station wagon, 89 ford taurus station wagon, 70 something delta 88, and prolly more if I thought about it…oh yeah, 84 buick regal.
@...nyokki: WAT!?! ’66 Mustang? Shevelle? ’75 Plymouth Duster? 2 MONTE CARLOS? WTH!! OMG… I really, really, shouldn’t have asked… Beautiful cars… subjected to such imhumanity… the carnage… oh the carnage… I think I’m gonna be sick…
@...nyokki: I’m betting if you ever figure it out, they’ll put a price on your head… Resulting in a seemingly unlikely, but sadly fatal automotive accident…
@...nyokki: Noooo… You were *not* right to kill them. They gave you all they had, and what did they get in return? A lifetime of abuse, heartlessly cut short by senseless murder…
They would be perfectly justified to want justice for the horrific and inhumane treatment you visited upon them. But as for you… you… I thought you were cool Nyokki… Oh, the carmanity… *sob*…
buy one today while you still have a chance.
As a proud American I have to say: Standard for what? Junk?? Buy a Mercedes.
NO GM OR CHRYSLER! YOU STOLE MY TAXES, YOU CAN’T HAVE MY MONEY!
id rather drive a pinto
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Talk about low standards.
Stupid comment about how cadillac sucks.
fail
Cadillac: FAIL
Toyota: WIN
You would think they would scrap the bugs off before the picture
In what world is this the standard? The world of Florida-based retirees? Moderately successful pimps with few job expectations? Professional demolition derby drivers?
Thank you very much… I’d rather drive German or Japanese.
@...Sticky: While I agree that Cadillac isn’t worth it’s reputation, I must state that neither is Toyota. When Ford is besting you in overall reliability, it’s time to take control.
@...Excelsior:
FORD: Found on Road Dead. Fucking Old Recycled Dodge. Fix or Repair Daily.
Wait, are those bug guts?
If I was black, worshiped 50 cent and sold crack,
I would for sure have at least one.
I owned a Cadillac once, she was a 1963 w/ a 501 engine. My friend wrapped her around a telephone pole. *sigh*
standard for what? you can not mean technology unless you live in an other reality.
@...nyokki: You broke the cardinal rule of Cadillac ownership. You NEVAR loan your friends your caddy…
@...Phyreblade: I know, I learned my lesson. I’ve pretty much destroyed every car I’ve ever owned, especially transmissions, so she prolly wouldn’t have lasted much longer anyway.
@...nyokki: Wat? Please don’t tell me you’re a serial car killer…
@...Phyreblade: I’m afraid so. 66 mustang convertible, 69 malibu, 70 chevelle, 75 duster, 2 monte carlos (70s), 76 buick electra, 86 chevy spectrum, 86 chevy nova, 70 something gran lemans, 80 something mercury marquis station wagon, 89 ford taurus station wagon, 70 something delta 88, and prolly more if I thought about it…oh yeah, 84 buick regal.
@...nyokki: WAT!?! ’66 Mustang? Shevelle? ’75 Plymouth Duster? 2 MONTE CARLOS? WTH!! OMG… I really, really, shouldn’t have asked… Beautiful cars… subjected to such imhumanity… the carnage… oh the carnage… I think I’m gonna be sick…
*BLEARRRGHHH*… *cough* *BLEAAAAAAARRRGHHH*… *wheeze* *cough*…
Ok, I gotta go lie down now… I’m feeling a little woozy…
You murderer…. *glares*
@...Phyreblade: I know. I know. It was fun though. I loved each and every one of them.
@...nyokki: Heh… Whatever you say Noykki… I’ll bet there’s a battered cars anonymous support group because of you…
@...Phyreblade: Surprisingly they haven’t told me where they meet.
@...nyokki: I’m betting if you ever figure it out, they’ll put a price on your head… Resulting in a seemingly unlikely, but sadly fatal automotive accident…
@...Phyreblade: Which just goes to show that I was right to kill them.
@...nyokki: Noooo… You were *not* right to kill them. They gave you all they had, and what did they get in return? A lifetime of abuse, heartlessly cut short by senseless murder…
They would be perfectly justified to want justice for the horrific and inhumane treatment you visited upon them. But as for you… you… I thought you were cool Nyokki… Oh, the carmanity… *sob*…
@...Phyreblade: They tried to tell me that girls can’t drive. I had to show them. I HAD TO SHOW THEM…
@...nyokki: LOL…