Next time I take my girlfriend for Chinese.. I’m going to get a cookie that says “You know how I said I was going to the bathroom? I was fucking the waitress”
Mcs is like my fortune cookie- I just had a stupidly whore-ible break up-
I just knew i should turn to mcs for comic relif.
The t-shirt above explains a lot.
Next time I take my girlfriend for Chinese.. I’m going to get a cookie that says “You know how I said I was going to the bathroom? I was fucking the waitress”
to break up with her that way.
*Sigh*
@...JWebster: Good plan
@...Puulaahi:
Sounds like this is a fairly common occurence with Puu.
D:
It’s okay, the fortune was actually meant for the cookie itself. And look, it came true!
@...Sticky:
Doubt it. You’re really bad at interpreting Puu’s sighs.
Yep, broke up with my past 3 wives this way. Just be sure to call ahead.
Being single allows me to mock fortune cookie! Fuck you fortune cookie…fortune. I win again… kinda.
@...dieAntagonista:
Never said I was good at it.
Mcs is like my fortune cookie- I just had a stupidly whore-ible break up-
I just knew i should turn to mcs for comic relif.
The t-shirt above explains a lot.
OH and im O for two for just before Valintines Day! whores!
Pfft… Yeah, right…
@...dorix: I lol’d…a little.