@...sylvanish: At this point I do not question whether the angry beast in front of me is a giant clitted female or a male, my options are to shit my pants and run or shit my pants and fight… the latter seems like suicide
@...traptin85: Why would you be afraid of hyenas? They aren’t hunting animals. They are the mammal version of a vulture. They follow lions around and scare them away with group numbers.
Is pissed off.
And I shall call him Fifi. Because I can’t have 2 pets named Wolfgang, my goldfish would get jealous.
It’s sad. It appears the animal is suffering from severe constipation.
Ed, where the hell are Shenzi and Banzai?
Hyenas laugh at you as they feed on you and then have a laugh about the whole ordeal afterwords.
I can’t picture this one with whoopie goldbergs voice.
Say cheese!
@...Putridity: Wait a minute. That’s not Whoopie?
@...nyokki: That, m’dear, was an excellent response. You can have all of my internets.
@...Putridity: Keep 1 for yourself, so you can continue to praise me.
Ya’ll know that female hyenas gots clits bigger than the male’s dicks? Yep.
I dunno what a hyena is, but that dog-monkey-zebra looks pretty mad.
Reminds me of Frank’s costume in Donnie Darko.
@...sylvanish: you need help…
never going to Africa…
@...sylvanish: At this point I do not question whether the angry beast in front of me is a giant clitted female or a male, my options are to shit my pants and run or shit my pants and fight… the latter seems like suicide
How can you tell if this hyena is pissed off? They always look like that.
@...AbaddonTheDespoiler: You do know there are parts of africa that don’t have pissed off hyenas right?
@...sylvanish: The male also sticks his dick into her dick to mate. They also give birth through it.
@...AbaddonTheDespoiler: Also, wild hyenas live in other regions, such as India, Afghanistan, Iran and the Middle East.
Looks sort of like an African Wild Dog. The ears are way too big for a spotted hyena but the muzzle also seems too small for wild dog. Brown Hyena?
@drmindrape: it’s a striped hyena. Their ears are much larger than the spotted hyena’s, and the brown hyena has a shaggier coat.
@...Foon: You’re an idiot… Pick up a children’s book and turn to the H page, a picture of it should be under the horsie.
@Dreth
damnit you beat me to the Lion King reference.
my sister and i watched that EVERY DAY without fail when we were kids.
@...traptin85: Why would you be afraid of hyenas? They aren’t hunting animals. They are the mammal version of a vulture. They follow lions around and scare them away with group numbers.
I think its cute.
@...Putridity: Woot! First successful attempt at HTML code!
Providing this is html…