excellent, excellent he has the soda bottle for drinking and the empty one for peeing. there are chip bags on the floor. pasty white skin demonstrates no need for sunglasses, as that would suggest going outside. i believe everything is in order here. no doubt his girlfriend thinks he is so cool.
@...DeFlandres:
A better question is “Does he realize when its night?” (I’m assuming the light is from strange ass light system he has, not from *gasp* OUTDOORS)
I can’t imagine there is any room in his bed for his huge GF with that monitor in there. Probably the better choice to fap with the monitor than arrange for the hibbity bibbity with the Old Lady. More than likely that might not have even been a choice he had to make for himself.
@...nyokki: if only one (1) pilcrow is notified means you are 50% sarcastic, wither perfectionism the pilcrow is needed both sides, begin & end of message.
All it’s missing is a mini fridge and a cup holder.
Look! A young Tiki God at work.
excellent, excellent he has the soda bottle for drinking and the empty one for peeing. there are chip bags on the floor. pasty white skin demonstrates no need for sunglasses, as that would suggest going outside. i believe everything is in order here. no doubt his girlfriend thinks he is so cool.
@...aharrigan: ¶Absolutely! I’d leave hubby for him, no doubt.
You can tell he’s cool, because he wears sunglasses indoors.
but does he wear his sunglasses at night?
@...DeFlandres:
A better question is “Does he realize when its night?” (I’m assuming the light is from strange ass light system he has, not from *gasp* OUTDOORS)
I noticed he is in easy position for a fap. All is indeed in order!
This is disgusting…
Who the fuck drinks pepsi?
he’s missing a giant straw
Hey, hey, hey!
Please do not knock Pepsi Twist until you have tried it.
@...Kero:
I don’t know but I can’t look at that picture anymore, makes me sick.
“Me? 30 years old,6 foot 3, 190, muscular build, blonde, blue eyed aerospace engineer. Very well endowed. Most women can`t handle it.
You?”
I can’t imagine there is any room in his bed for his huge GF with that monitor in there. Probably the better choice to fap with the monitor than arrange for the hibbity bibbity with the Old Lady. More than likely that might not have even been a choice he had to make for himself.
And they wonder why we americans get sooo fat. I wonder how often he gets bed sores?
@...nyokki: if only one (1) pilcrow is notified means you are 50% sarcastic, wither perfectionism the pilcrow is needed both sides, begin & end of message.
this guy is awesome!
except for the giant monitor. SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET A JOB SO THEY CAN UPGRADE!!!!
(and then quit that job so they can enjoy)
Yeah, CRT monitor = FAIL
10 bucks says he’s still a virgin
at least he is happy ?
@...ColombianMonkey: Whoopsie.¶
@...DeFlandres:
Naw it’s the glare of the Monitor that’s bothers him…
@...Demon:
ROFL…