it\’s like a Pedometer for your junk.
“Pedometer” and “for your junk.”
Oh shit, I lol’d.
whoever wore that last… only 56 pumps? i call “fail.”
ladies opinions?
slightly better than a One Pump Chump
@thatone
mega fail. unless it was butt secks. 56 pumps in the booty is 56 times more cock than usual in the booty.
wat?
quality not quantity. sheesh.
@...thatonejimguy: Maybe it his 99,999 And Rolled Over
hit*
I lol’d. I want to get one just ’cause I’m curious. Though all I ever want are quickies. I don’t want to deal with my husband afterwards. I’ve got video games to get to.
@...Jesus Christ: Oh wow that’s sooo romantic… 😀
Genital Paedo-meter. Yet another wonderful product brought to you by the Vatican.
Stay under 100 a day and you won’t go to hell.
OOoo Sick burn… Did I go too far?
Naaaaaw!
or, put it on your finger for solo mode!
^that would be a nice gadget to implant in tits, especially w/out a bra…
“Pedometer” and “for your junk.”
Oh shit, I lol’d.
whoever wore that last… only 56 pumps?
i call “fail.”
ladies opinions?
slightly better than a One Pump Chump
@thatone
mega fail. unless it was butt secks. 56 pumps in the booty is 56 times more cock than usual in the booty.
wat?
quality not quantity. sheesh.
@...thatonejimguy: Maybe it his 99,999 And Rolled Over
hit*
I lol’d. I want to get one just ’cause I’m curious. Though all I ever want are quickies. I don’t want to deal with my husband afterwards. I’ve got video games to get to.
@...Jesus Christ: Oh wow that’s sooo romantic… 😀
Genital Paedo-meter.
Yet another wonderful product brought to you by the Vatican.
Stay under 100 a day and you won’t go to hell.
OOoo Sick burn… Did I go too far?
Naaaaaw!
or, put it on your finger for solo mode!
^that would be a nice gadget to implant in tits, especially w/out a bra…