@...nyokki: LOL Indeed, I did get the reference, But most of the lolcats I know tell me the whole “cutting one’s heart out with a spoon” is all played out.
So they switched to plastic sporks. Takes much longer. And they break much more easily, so supposedly only the most skilled commando kittehs use them… needless to say, I do my best not to cross a kitteh nowadays…
@...nyokki: LOL… Hey, hey… Don’t be too hard on yourself… I spend a lot of time with lolcats… The spork thing is pretty new, there are many folks inside the Lolcat community who have yet to see spork open heart surgery… 🙂
@...nyokki: NOOOOOOO… Absolutely not. You are not allowed. Don’t even think about it. Do it, and I will follow suit and harass your spirit for all eternity. Trust me, you do not want that. My spirit is not quite as civil as I…
Someone’s waking up with cat urine on their face.
“Your death shall not be swift. Not even when you beg for one”.
Anger Management kitteh is counting down from 10…
@...phaed: Hide the spoons.
cat says:
mutha fukka I told ya I hates water
Looks almost like my cat. :p
@...nyokki: Don’t think that’s gonna help. From the look in this kittehs eye, I think it’s gonna go out any buy sporks for the occasion…
just imagine this, you go for a swim and turn around to see an angry swarm of commando cats swimming towards you
@...Phyreblade: Lol. True, but I was referring to Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
we’re going to need a bigger boat.
@...nyokki: LOL Indeed, I did get the reference, But most of the lolcats I know tell me the whole “cutting one’s heart out with a spoon” is all played out.
So they switched to plastic sporks. Takes much longer. And they break much more easily, so supposedly only the most skilled commando kittehs use them… needless to say, I do my best not to cross a kitteh nowadays…
@...Phyreblade: Ah, so it was me behind the times and missing a reference. I try so hard and…sob: sob…
@...nyokki: LOL… Hey, hey… Don’t be too hard on yourself… I spend a lot of time with lolcats… The spork thing is pretty new, there are many folks inside the Lolcat community who have yet to see spork open heart surgery… 🙂
@...Phyreblade: So I don’t need to commit Seppuku?
@...nyokki: NOOOOOOO… Absolutely not. You are not allowed. Don’t even think about it. Do it, and I will follow suit and harass your spirit for all eternity. Trust me, you do not want that. My spirit is not quite as civil as I…
@...Phyreblade: Fine, I’ll continue to live…but only because I’m scared of you. :p
@...nyokki: HAH! You better be sacred… 😛