I looked at this, and at first I was like, hmmm, then I continued to look and was like, … , and then I looked away and thought about life and the universe and poetry and music and art and everything that makes me love and hate, and then I looked back at this for a long while and was like… PERFECT.
…
The little curve at the top of her hips, that’s where I would like to lick her a little. Then I would freak out in front of her in a flailing voodoo way and then throw her violently to the ground and descend upon her with a kiss like an eagle upon its prey, then skip away humming a certain Pink Floyd tune to myself, leaving her hopefully dazed, bewildered, and entirely existentially reflective on her place in the world.
I used to have a pair like those. Surprisingly, the most comfortable shoes I owned for a while. 😛
and yes, nom!
the_wanderer (#3806)
15 years ago
The baggy pants and the boots really don’t go together very well at all. I’m not sure what kind of look she’s going for, but I’m sure she’s missing it.
She’s fine from the waist up, other than the little mountain of ’80s hair, but from the waist down, she’s a train wreck.
I have several pairs of those pants (different colors) and those boots look like a pair I had (many many moons ago), but in black leather and brushed aluminum buckles. If I had that body though, I’d dress it better.
the_wanderer (#3806)
15 years ago
@...Dyna-Mole: And, if memory serves, Demonia sells those as MENs boots. At least, I think they’re sized as MEN’s boots.
@...Elepski: Dude, she looks like a cyber-I Dream of Jeannie reject.
Om Nom Nom Nom…
‘Nuff said.
+3 agility
+2 armor
has 80% chance to hit critical attention
increases chance to be.. om nom nom nom!!!.. by 90 %
I looked at this, and at first I was like, hmmm, then I continued to look and was like, … , and then I looked away and thought about life and the universe and poetry and music and art and everything that makes me love and hate, and then I looked back at this for a long while and was like… PERFECT.
…
The little curve at the top of her hips, that’s where I would like to lick her a little. Then I would freak out in front of her in a flailing voodoo way and then throw her violently to the ground and descend upon her with a kiss like an eagle upon its prey, then skip away humming a certain Pink Floyd tune to myself, leaving her hopefully dazed, bewildered, and entirely existentially reflective on her place in the world.
@...sylvanish:
Wow,just wow.
my sammary: I FUCKED HER!!!
@...sylvanish: I came. twice.
Wow I haven’t seen boots like that since KISS stopped touring…
looks like but she looks 100% bitch.
Great bod… expression is pure bitch, but great bod. The boots, however, really don’t do anything for me.
@...WistfulD: yea
@...WistfulD: Yeah, those boots would look better on the floor of my bedroom.
@...Anonymous:
She looks better between my legs.
@...sylvanish: You beat me to it….guess I would have to settle for seconds.
And no, she should keep the boots on…traction. it will be needed.
@...Anonymous: Those boots would look better on my feets.
if you look carefully…her hair kinda looks like a cat’s hind legs
if you look reaaaally carefully
mm!
The boots are great. She’s hot. But those pants have got to go! Baggy, saggy, ick. I want to see the parts of her those pants are hiding.
Now that’s the kinda belly I’d like to draw on with chocolate syrup using my finger then lick clean… over and over again.
I used to have a pair like those. Surprisingly, the most comfortable shoes I owned for a while. 😛
and yes, nom!
The baggy pants and the boots really don’t go together very well at all. I’m not sure what kind of look she’s going for, but I’m sure she’s missing it.
She’s fine from the waist up, other than the little mountain of ’80s hair, but from the waist down, she’s a train wreck.
@the_wanderer
Is there a name for WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! HAHAHAAH
She has the body to do what ever she damn well wants too!
Although tighter pants would look better. ;-/
she would look really more hot with normal high heels not prostitute high heels. and with those pants
don’t forget the numerous men who cummed on her belly also. bon appetit
Those boots are made by Demonia. I used to sell them.
I have several pairs of those pants (different colors) and those boots look like a pair I had (many many moons ago), but in black leather and brushed aluminum buckles. If I had that body though, I’d dress it better.
@...Dyna-Mole: And, if memory serves, Demonia sells those as MENs boots. At least, I think they’re sized as MEN’s boots.
@...Elepski: Dude, she looks like a cyber-I Dream of Jeannie reject.
@...the_wanderer: maybe she is a he
You know what I don’t understand?
Goth boots.
They’re all like
“The world is bleak, I’m going to rebel against the status quo by wearing black and white makeup and chain and black leather.”
“Also I am going to buy a pair of €1000 boots.”
???
@ColombianMonkey: aaaaand thank you for making me lose my appetite.
@...Silverwolf: doing my job since 1976
@the_wanderer: we had them in men’s and women’s sizes
@...Avias: i doubt those would increase agility at all.
Impractical boots are impractical.
And sort of painful looking.
Are those just chrome-painted leather straps or metal? Ow. Never would I dance with her.
@...ieattime20: Mine looked kickass, better than my cockroach killing frye’s, but they weren’t really good for actually walking or dancing.
total recall bitch
Metal plates on buckles… you can walk in em fine, might have a hard time running or break-dancing