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    camel

    That’s a real shame. Someone is going to have to burn that couch now.

    Sticky

    Damaged goods now that she’s with whackjob.

    natedog

    i haven’t really weighed in on this issue yet, but i have decided that i dont care anymoar.

    it may be wrong, and i may be scarred for life, but i’ve come to a place in my life where i’m ok with it.

    i’ll take you, katie. you’re waaaaaaay fucking hot, and easily brainwashed and controlled. you’re also submissive, which i find VERY fucking arousing.

    PROTIP: Tom is gay and hates pussy. therfore, her vag has not been tainted with the sci-jizz.

    sylvanish

    I had a dream about her a little while ago, sometime after reading some of the comments on other posts where everyone was snarkin on her for falling prey to Ethan Hunt. Anyway; she showed up on my doorstep crying and terrified, all scraped up and bruised like she’d been thru hell. She was begging me to help her and hide her, she escaped but now no where was safe, they have people everywhere looking for her, and if they catch her they are going to do horrible things to her… I quickly brought her inside and locked the door, made sure all the curtains were drawn, then took her downstairs and sat her down, calming her down, I got her a blanket and put some soft music on while I made her some tea and then I sat with her and listened to her story, pausing every so often to hold her and calm her down as she’d be overwhelmed with sobbing. Then I prepared a hot bath for her and helped her clean up and washed her hair. After I reassured her she was safe here, that she came to the right place, that it was in fact me that slipped that card into her purse before, she laid down in my bed and slept like a baby. Then the phone rang and I woke up.

    MacheteJak

    sylvanish: Wow. Deep.

    natedog

    what a tease

    dieAntagonista

    What natedog said.

    I’m tired of the, ew Tom touched it comments. Like yeah, whatever.

    She’s still hot, and you know it. And you also know that you have no chance so you make up reasons why you wouldn’t want her.

    Come on.

    sylvanish

    natedog: Oh you want part two after I went back to sleep and the dream resumed? Where Katie thanks me for my help and we make sweet sweaty love all night?

    Well we did, and the next day we drew up plans to rescue her baby. An elite team was assembled. DEVGRU and Mila Jovovich came to help us. It was awesome. There was much gunfire and explosions and dramatic near misses. In the end we rescued several dozen others from their evil clutches, and blew the secret headquarters of the scientologists into a smoking crater. Then we all went to Tahiti or somewhere like it and celebrated with a montage of dancing and partying and wild reveling. The end.

    RSIxidor

    I have a chance.

    I do.

    Really.

    I swear.

    I do.

    Fuck.

    dieAntagonista

    sylvanish:

    Hang on a second there, Missy. Mila is my personal slave, chained in my garage.
    So this raises a quite obvious question, what were you doing in my garage? Hm?!

    RSIxidor:

    Of course you do.

    Puulaahi

    What a waste.

    sylvanish

    dieAntagonista: Oh, well, you need to use gold chains to really keep her bound. See, she’s just feigning ’cause she likes you so much. But she didn’t leave your garage, she was just astral projecting into my dreamworld.

    But I still sneak in there sometimes to play with her while you are in class.

    satanartz

    is she on drugs? oh, i´m sorry, her face is about scientology… shit happens

    Gary Generic

    Lying on a couch like that may be the only way she gets Tom to jump on her.

    Puulaahi

    sylvanish: What a lovely dream world.

    one

    Syl’s awesomeness has no limit.

    Sillyprawn

    no one can honestly tell me that they dont think she is a cock tease

    MonkeyHitman

    Hurry brotherhood we must advance our journey to slyvanish house to capture the beast within. She MUST not escape !!!! we will all rise as the brotherhood and lay death from the depths of hades on all who appose against us!¶

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