Joe and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when Joe died. A few months later, Myrtle died, too. In heaven, Myrtle looked around for Joe, and found him behind a cloud, fucking another woman! ‘Joe! Darling! she cried. ‘What are you doing? ‘Hang on, Myrtle, replied Joe. ‘Don’t ‘darling’ me. The deal was clear: till death do us part!”
– Fri Jan 23 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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