In case of cliche emergencies

In case of cliche emergencies



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    natedog

    i didnt get the jesus one at first

    Zenn

    rofl, the Jesus one made me crack up.

    Abide

    super soakers can also be filled with milk to combat trolls ala Ernest Scared Stupid!

    Tyger42

    The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal….

    sylvanish

    this is pretty awesome, but what are headcrabs?

    Luke Magnifico

    sylvanish: I think you should leave.

    Sticky

    sylvanish:
    HERETIC. Play some HL2. Or even just the original HL. Hell, play the demo of Half Life, even.

    Zenn

    sylvanish:

    BLASPHEMER!

    frogurtx

    Shun the non believer, shhhhhhuuuuuun-ah.

    Someone explain the Jesus one. It’s not to fight him off, but to give him a tool to kick ass?

    Kov

    I’m assuming the Jesus one is….so you can staple him to a cross?

    withered spyryt

    no…noobs , its a nail gun

    Kov

    so you can nail him to a cross.*

    Tyger42

    Seriously, I’m the least “tool person” I know and even I recognize a nailgun right off. *sigh*

    flintlocke

    Whose shadow is that?

    Tyger42

    The image is from www.geist-panik.com/
    The shadow belongs to the main character.

    nyoki

    I’m going w/ the sonic screwdriver as it’s the most versatile.

    Patchouli

    : You made me die a little on the inside .__.

    Puulaahi

    The Automatic Shotgun wouldn’t work against raptors. See Jurassic Park. You may kill one but the rest would get the upper hand on you.

    sylvanish

    wow, must be a good movie if you guys are so quick to bark up about it. i guess i’ll have to watch it

    nyoki

    sylvanish: I hope you’re kidding. If not…prepare. It’s gonna get worse.

    SumoSnipe

    damn. only thing I’m missing is the violin….but I have a sax. would that work?

    Phyreblade

    sylvanish: I think you just murdered my inner child… 🙁

    nyokki: Agreed. Especially the Doctors *highly modified* version. A swiss army knife for Timelords…

    SumoSnipe: Sorry, No. It has to be either a violin or a guitar.

    MonkeyHitman

    sylvanish: omg … headcrabs? you dunno? it’s like a foundation of the internet & snickers.

    Mootea

    Tyger42: oh man ive watched way too much madness xD i thought it was a nail gun to fight zombie jesus…yeah didn’t remember about the cross

    dogsurfer

    SumoSnipe: Adding that would make this yet another comic about sax and violins.

    hvymetal86

    sylvanish: NOT a movie… a game.

    SumoSnipe

    Phyreblade: Aw. My sonic sax attack has made bagpipers weep for mercy. So why fiddle with what works?

    sylvanish

    ah gimme a break, I’ve only had the internet for a little more than a year and this ol laptop doesn’t like 3d games much.

    Now stand back while I fondle your inner children

    *puts leather gloves on*

    “Shhhhhhh there there, shhh its okay, shhh yeah, shhh no no, just relax, yeah, shhh, no no, don’t worry, shh, its okay, this is just a toy…”

    BLAM!!

    Phyreblade

    SumoSnipe: LOL well if that what works for you, go for it, though i warn you, the devils is generally unaffected by Sonic Sax Attacks…

    sylvanish:
    OMG!! YOU KILLED KENNY! You sick bastige…! 😛

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