“I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn’t even know there was a war on. We lived in the back, right across from Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling… yoodle le he hoo…
WHO ARE YOU!!!???”
I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Hitler… there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
Der Führer does not say, “Achtung, baby.”
Baby! Baby!… Why does he say this “baby”? The Führer has never said “baby”. I did not write, “baby”. What is it with this, “baby”?
Caption contest.
“I got yer ‘Change’ right here!”
Tennessee secedes, redux.
“I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn’t even know there was a war on. We lived in the back, right across from Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling… yoodle le he hoo…
WHO ARE YOU!!!???”
“Jews? In my lederhosen?”
“…and never never ever, betray the memory UND the spirit of adolf -elizabeth- hitler!…
Here’s a quote for you.
“Fuck everything Will Ferrell… ‘cept for Nightmare At The Roxburry”
I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Hitler… there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
Der Führer does not say, “Achtung, baby.”
Baby! Baby!… Why does he say this “baby”? The Führer has never said “baby”. I did not write, “baby”. What is it with this, “baby”?
Some of the best lines ever written.
“the führer was not some lousy little mama’s boy, the führer was butch!!”