A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, ‘Would you like to dance? The girl haughtily says, ‘I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with a fuck like of you. The guy says, ‘I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants. — Fri Dec 26 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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