My cat brought has brought me three bats. One was dead. The second one she brought in alive and my then-boyfriend (now husband) caught it with a towel and let it out. I got her a rabies shots updated that time. This last one my dad and I caught with a magazine and a clip board. 😐
Their screeches are intimidating but they’re just scared, afterall..
now what?
Slide a piece of cardboard or magazine in between the opening of the container and the wall, sealing the bat inside.
Take outside, remove ‘lid’, let mosquito killing machine go.
We do it all the time in the school where I teach, the attic is FULL of bats.
Once caught a bat with my bare hands… It was flying around the room and my brothers girlfriend and her friends were screaming, couldn’t catch it with a towel (dont ask) so went after it with hands. got it on the first try.
@...Putridity: Bats are indeed cool. But catching one with your hands is usually a bad idea. Especially if they are somewhere they aren’t usually supposed to be, since it may mean they are sick, and you might catch whatever they got if it bites you…
@...Phyreblade:
I know. I was drunk as hell at the time. Had just been chundering souvlaki outside when i cought the bat. it was only a little one. hand sized.
@...Phyreblade: Bats…they are sick. I cannot hit curve ball. Straight ball I hit it very much. Curve ball…bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come…take fear from bats.
poor animal
Now what?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
-also, not the first thing you want to see when you’re biting into a tasty BK Whopper…
@...nyokki:
Let it go outside. Bats are good animals! Their dinner is your pests (depending on the bat)
Anyone else thinking of Dan Aykroyd and John Candy?
this pic is the awesome troll on /b/
just post the pic with the following text:
HOLY SHIT, /b/
i just caught a /b/at
poast terminating in 00 decides what i do with it
I remember reading the webpage that this came from, about a guy with a serious bat problem in his house. Tupperware is good stuff for that!
My cat brought has brought me three bats. One was dead. The second one she brought in alive and my then-boyfriend (now husband) caught it with a towel and let it out. I got her a rabies shots updated that time. This last one my dad and I caught with a magazine and a clip board. 😐
Their screeches are intimidating but they’re just scared, afterall..
@...Jesus Christ: Wait. So, is Jesus a chich or is gay marriage legal in heaven?
*chick
now what?
Slide a piece of cardboard or magazine in between the opening of the container and the wall, sealing the bat inside.
Take outside, remove ‘lid’, let mosquito killing machine go.
We do it all the time in the school where I teach, the attic is FULL of bats.
Bats are cool
I want that bat
This is the Bruce Wayne from another Earth that never came to be Batman because he did this to bats as a kid.
Once caught a bat with my bare hands… It was flying around the room and my brothers girlfriend and her friends were screaming, couldn’t catch it with a towel (dont ask) so went after it with hands. got it on the first try.
little bastards have got some crazy fangs!
DRACULA!
Bats are seriously awesome, especially the “flying fox” variety. They look like dogs, but with wings. They’re just very misunderstood.
What do Tupperware and walruses have in common?
Wut?
They both like a tight seal 😛
It ain’t tupperware though….
@...marcuserektus: LOL YES
@...Putridity: Bats are indeed cool. But catching one with your hands is usually a bad idea. Especially if they are somewhere they aren’t usually supposed to be, since it may mean they are sick, and you might catch whatever they got if it bites you…
@...Phyreblade:
I know. I was drunk as hell at the time. Had just been chundering souvlaki outside when i cought the bat. it was only a little one. hand sized.
@...Phyreblade: Bats…they are sick. I cannot hit curve ball. Straight ball I hit it very much. Curve ball…bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come…take fear from bats.
@...Lakiamia: Have you tried cigars and rum?
@...nyokki: @...Lakiamia: You are both crackheads. What the hell are you two talking about? Summarise this one for me can ya Nyok?
@...Putridity: Major League. One of the best movies EVAR!