Let me tell you about a friend of mine
His names boll weevil check him out
Spends all day
on his big butt
And he dont ever ever get outside
I come to visit
I bring some sunshine
And I just spread it all over the fire
Hes stuck on his big couch
stuck in his big shell
He looks at the tv and hes all right
I come from the drug lord
the local drug store
Bug is a fly baby hes never uptight
And I wonder
Boll weevil why dont you get out of your home
He said
Im comfortable here
I dont wanna move I dont wanna leave
I said boll weevil get right out of your home
It looks like it has paws. If I saw that thing in real, I think I’d have to smile back.
dieAntagonista (#)
15 years ago
Wait a second. Is that a second proboscis on his proboscis? Or whatever that’s supposed to be. What the fuck.
Yeh I take that back. I wouldn’t smile, I’d slap it across the face. Proboscis on their proboscis. Pfft. Insects these days. I remember back in the old day when insects came in only one colour.
dieAntagonista (#)
15 years ago
YO DAWG I HERD YO LIKE PROBOSCIS SO WE PUT A PROBOSCIS ON YOUR PROBOSCIS SO YOU CAN SMELL WHILE YOU SMELL
@...sylvanish: Heh, it was the first thing that popped in my head too when I saw it. Now all we need is for someone to post up a pic of an old man on a back porch.
Is it smiling at me?
Let me tell you about a friend of mine
His names boll weevil check him out
Spends all day
on his big butt
And he dont ever ever get outside
I come to visit
I bring some sunshine
And I just spread it all over the fire
Hes stuck on his big couch
stuck in his big shell
He looks at the tv and hes all right
I come from the drug lord
the local drug store
Bug is a fly baby hes never uptight
And I wonder
Boll weevil why dont you get out of your home
He said
Im comfortable here
I dont wanna move I dont wanna leave
I said boll weevil get right out of your home
@...sylvanish: That sucked.
Is it happy to see me or is that justs weird appendage for another use?
Must choose the lesser of two weevils.
Is dat sum Zyzzyva? (real word)
It looks like it has paws. If I saw that thing in real, I think I’d have to smile back.
Wait a second. Is that a second proboscis on his proboscis? Or whatever that’s supposed to be. What the fuck.
Yeh I take that back. I wouldn’t smile, I’d slap it across the face. Proboscis on their proboscis. Pfft. Insects these days. I remember back in the old day when insects came in only one colour.
YO DAWG I HERD YO LIKE PROBOSCIS SO WE PUT A PROBOSCIS ON YOUR PROBOSCIS SO YOU CAN SMELL WHILE YOU SMELL
@...Tardex: Not a fan of PUSA I take it
@...dieAntagonista: !
lol sylvanish. that song ran through my head when i saw this picture.
@...sylvanish: Apparently not. Also, what the hell is PUSA?
@...dieAntagonista: Fucking priceless.
that weevil has a WTF? facial
you would too if something so much bigger than you was staring down at you
@Puulaahi
Master and Commander FTW!
@...sylvanish: Heh, it was the first thing that popped in my head too when I saw it. Now all we need is for someone to post up a pic of an old man on a back porch.
@...dieAntagonista:
Fuck, you stole it from your own comment. Here I was hoping to be all edgy and original, and you just take a 16 pound sledgehammer to it!
@...Sticky:
AHAHHA. That’s exactly what I was thinking afterwards. Hey, it’s the thought that counts. I appreciate it, you witty man you.
@...Puulaahi:
Daganabbit!! You beat me to it…!!!
@...dieAntagonista:
ROFL… hey.. that’s my line!
Man… I’m getting slow…
@...dieAntagonista:
Danke. Lol! I’m such a (t)wit! 😛
@...Puulaahi: I LOL’d
@...Kurtt: That old man is me.