Quick answer: No.
Brief answer: Absolutely not.
Long answer: BACON IS THE MANNA OF THE GODS AND THE SUSTENANCE OF KINGS. I PITY THE FOOL WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!
@...KommissarKvC: Noooooo, you cannot turn me into bacon. That’s a no win. I’ll have my followers always wanting a piece of me, and even worse, I might be tempted to snack on myself every time I got a little peckish…
@...Phyreblade:
1] You are PhyreBacon, end of story
2] as long as both get cooked, i dont care what order they get done in
3] i dont eat bacon/eggs for breakfast, i have it for lunch
@...KommissarKvC: Ah… See, there’s your problem right thar. You need to start your day with bacon… I think your life would be much more fulfilling if you had a good bacon and eggs breakfast every morning. 🙂
good question
Is there ever too much bacon?
More importantly, is the “free toy” made of bacon?
I don’t understand the obsession with bacon.
@...Puulaahi: Clearly you’ve never had GOOD bacon then. 🙂
crispy bacon FTW
@...KommissarKvC:
I prefer my bacon chewy, honestly.
@...Puulaahi: I only have one word for you: bacon.
Turkey bacon FTW… I love bacon, but don’t eat pig..
Ever too much bacon?
Quick answer: No.
Brief answer: Absolutely not.
Long answer: BACON IS THE MANNA OF THE GODS AND THE SUSTENANCE OF KINGS. I PITY THE FOOL WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!
And hey, the new South Pole record holders ate a 7K calorie a day diet made up mostly of deep fried bacon! So, there!
I’d rather have biscuits and gravy.
@...Puulaahi:
youre just a f**king heathen
lolz
PUULAAHI< WORSHIP YOUR LORD AND MASTER: BACON
@...Puulaahi: BLASPHEMY!!! You shall burn for your sacrilege!!
*turns Phyreblade into Bacon and makes him the BaconLord for Puulaahi to obey
@...KommissarKvC: Noooooo, you cannot turn me into bacon. That’s a no win. I’ll have my followers always wanting a piece of me, and even worse, I might be tempted to snack on myself every time I got a little peckish…
*puts Phyrebacon into a frying pan with eggs*
@...KommissarKvC: OK PHAIL. First, because Phyreblade is not bacon.
Second because the Bacon ALWAYS goes into the pan first, BEFORE the eggs…
PHAIL bacon and eggs Breakfast is PHAIL!!
@...Phyreblade:
1] You are PhyreBacon, end of story
2] as long as both get cooked, i dont care what order they get done in
3] i dont eat bacon/eggs for breakfast, i have it for lunch
now just relax and be good food
@...KommissarKvC: Ah… See, there’s your problem right thar. You need to start your day with bacon… I think your life would be much more fulfilling if you had a good bacon and eggs breakfast every morning. 🙂