watch what you say, flyingcat88. you dont want to fuck with your bacon karma. the thing is that the smell of bacon is nearly equivalent to actual bacon. some would even argue that the smell of bacon is the true essence of the bacon. therefore the two are interchangeable in certain situations.

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i’ll talk to the appropriate parties to let them know that your little bacon faux pas is overlooked. but i am not sure i can convince them a second time. if i were you i would just leave bacon the fuck alone in the future. unless it is to enjoy the smell and/or the taste of this most magical of all meats.