April Fools

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i just did a wicked april fools on my cousin!
I coated my jizz on her tampon, re-sealed the package, and now she’s actually wearing it LOL! Now I told her what I actually did and she’s freaking out haha

dw, I ate a birth controll pill this morning so my sperm won’t impregnate her.

she’s calling her mom and everything lol, these noobs about to get pwned when they find out nothings going to happen



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    Dreth

    Mark Hamill is a badass.

    Puulaahi

    ahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

    MegaloX

    Trolled

    TGGeko

    Hahaha! Human stupidity, you make me laugh.

    He ate a birth control pill?

    exige

    Looks like the little inbreed prankster will have to eat his granddaddys jizz with a straw after her mom’s gotten hold of him…

    nyoki

    Oh, if only it worked.

    NoOneInParticular

    Actually, nothing will happen, but not for the reason given. Sperm are very delicate and don’t live outside of exacting conditions long. Tampons are not conducive to keeping sperm alive – they would have died almost instantly. Certainly long before the other person would have used it. I know this is just a joke, but the punchline fails as the joker was inadvertently correct. Massive fail all the way around.

    dub_1211

    he shoulda just fucked his cousin, much more fun.

    Puulaahi

    NoOneInParticular: No imagination.

    Excelsior

    Puulaahi:
    If only Imagination made babies.

    outofocus

    Excelsior: That would be nice. :p

    nyoki

    Excelsior: Or stopped them.

    MonkeyHitman

    NoOneInParticular: well not instatly but you are right. he had to damp her tampon then it would work. but she won’t wear it again.:p

    MonkeyHitman

    but i hope that pill neutered him forever

    Luke Magnifico

    ColombianMonkey: But everyone knows that the ceremony joining a young woman with her tampon is the beginning of a sacred, life-long bond.

    MonkeyHitman

    oh sure ofcourse

    Luke Magnifico

    Where is that damn sarcasm symbol.

    From now on, ¶ is the sarcasm symbol.

    Mayyday

    LukeV1-5: Oh yeah, that’s a ¶really¶ useful notation.

    nyoki

    Mayyday: Yeah, cause it would be to ¶hard¶ for us to figure out.

    Luke Magnifico

    Well, you’re all ¶very¶ intelligent people, I was sure you’d be able to figure it out.

    nyoki

    LukeV1-5: It’s hard to tell. Am I sensing ¶sarcasm¶ here?

    MonkeyHitman

    nyokki: ¶*curse*¶

    Luke Magnifico

    nyokki: Why, ¶of course not ¶. I would ¶never¶ say anything against the ¶vast intellect¶ of the MCS audience.

    RSIxidor

    Over use makes it about as interesting as this guy here.

    Phyreblade

    Thank you all for my first guffaw of the day… Not to be confused with my first chuckle of the day. Please keep them coming… 😀

    nyoki

    RSIxidor: You’re ¶right¶.

    Phyreblade

    Now ¶that’s¶ funny right thar, I don’t care ¶who¶ ya are…

    Chenoan

    I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you…
    I FUCKING HATE YOU.
    T_T

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