A few years ago I watch a bit of christian television programming that laid out the view that the reason a christian is christian is that God wants them to be so.
So after watching this whole program I look over to a christian friend of mine and say “see god doesn’t want me to be christian”
She was basically in a seizure over the arguments.
I think threads like that are important, I really do, but I guess it’s old hat to me. I am not a militant atheist… I’ve fought my personal battles, I’ve argued with Christians. Whatever. Just don’t: 1) impose your stupid beliefs on me, and 2) don’t impose your stupid beliefs on my kids – and I mean that on a personal level, not some grand societal thing.
Wow, MCS is really cleaning back up. I was expecting this to be shitstorm central.
Anywho, if this is not a parody: I’m glad this person is having a discussion about her beliefs and I hope she seeks alternate opinions as well. Sometimes, though, believers just want someone to say (as this person did) that everything is fine, just believe.
This is simple…just don’t listen to what the CATHOLICS tell you. They got it wrong.
Yes, you have to believe in God/Jesus but more so you must accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour and that he died for your sins…and truley mean it Do that and you WILL NOT GO TO HELL. Plain and simple.
You should also follow what the Bible says but if you mess up you will still go to heaven but you will have to answer for your errors.
Again, don’t listen to the Catholics. Doing what some guys in Rome are telling you isn’t going to get you to heaven. It won’t hurt your chances but it’s not the entire ticket.
So, let me see if I got this right: don’t question, just believe. Blind faith is not only encouraged but necessary. Hmm…yeah, no thanks. I prefer to use the brain I have.
@...dieAntagonista: *high5 back to you* (dane cook voice) no no no you get it all wrong i don’t troll like these amateurs.. my shit is so twisted that it makes my kfc twister go into a twister and turn into a blister, and so they start calling me a twitcher which leades to a bitcher that be sippin on that cliture (clitoris) but still be inappropriate for these whitchers who been condemned to the ichers.
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in other news:i will be trolling like jesus did on paul.. it’s the let them accept you then backstab them. why? cause in the Banible (Banana + Bible = Banible) book jesus told me to. and i can do what ever he wants me to do because i have it written as proof.
@j_bryon: i guess that means that those of us who have experienced the presence of God in the form of an elephant, or a woman, or just about anything other than what it says in the bible are going to go to hell…
but what about the places in the bible where it says that God took the form of a donkey, or a bush? are those okay?
personally i believe what the catholics say over the protestants any day of the week. the catholics have been around ever since the beginning, but the protestants have only been around for 500 years.
@...ColombianMonkey:
Your post made me laugh so hard, I feel like throwing up now.
OMG, did you rhyme for me? Did you really? Or was it a fresh rap? I can’t tell only from your post. That was some amazing shit. Especially the Banible I will never forget. Or the cliture. Oh gawd.
Whoa, wait. Are you already trolling on that Christian forum? If not, let’s sign up with names we decide on here. You’ll tell me what name I should use, and I’ll tell you what name you should use. It should be nothing obvious. And then the one who gets banned first wins. And there will be also rules. Like, we’re not allowed to use any curse words or obvious insults ’cause that would be too easy.
SO. What do you say?! I’m so excited. haha
And don’t tell me my nickname yet, or someone else will sign up with it or something. First we need to clarify the rules and then we decide about the names.
@...Phyreblade: Nooo. Don’t make fun of me. It was just an idea I had off the top of my head. Like some sort of contest, who gets banned first wins. Without rules, you could just make some idiotic post like – yo you motherfucking asshole homophobes, you’re a bunch of delusional retards – BAM you’re banned. That’s too easy. Get it? If we have some rules, it’s more difficult = more fun.
@...dieAntagonista: glad you enjoyed it, and no i have no idea what i was doing moments,and YES we need rules but imma prolly get banned before YOU HA. and no i didn’t sign up yet. if you want a head start? sure by all means, and why is there a little voice in my head saying bryan stop fucking without yourself she’s gonna own. BUT i don’t care. you know why because. i have my tatic. i use Banible vs Bible, ofcourse there 2 high thinking about jebus to notice difference but i will smack them with rhymes and verses, i got like 10 of them bookmarked. BIBLE READING have never been soo fun.
@...Phyreblade: not with the verse i have. basically my way is to use reverse-bible-psychology on them, to make it look that they started it and not me, which in effect i can lay my verse which shall portray the real enemies, so it’s like this. i use there shiznit to make them see how they really are, not everyone can understand it’s plan. that why i love it soo much. *insert evil laugh*
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i made a small mistake it should be “yagnaitsirhc” and yes it is a word. a smart word, so start decrypting if you want to know what it is.
I feel the deepest pity and anger against those caught up in Christianity, who won’t ever get as far as she did…for the ones who will fight to abolish our civil rights, and arrest the general progress of humanity.
The “fundies” make this world such an ugly, inhospitable place.
i am honored to be the first of this topic,
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“why did God give us free will if He was going to punish us for using it in any way he didn’t like?”
because GOD/Jesus didn’t write it? = Win?
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one great reason why extremist are sucking Paul’s (bible guy) Dick. and not in the name of the real god, If there is one.
A few years ago I watch a bit of christian television programming that laid out the view that the reason a christian is christian is that God wants them to be so.
So after watching this whole program I look over to a christian friend of mine and say “see god doesn’t want me to be christian”
She was basically in a seizure over the arguments.
I find the locations funny. A big college campus vs. Maryland.
@...Nemo Intermundorum: Smells like the Big 10 to me! Probably OSU.
I think threads like that are important, I really do, but I guess it’s old hat to me. I am not a militant atheist… I’ve fought my personal battles, I’ve argued with Christians. Whatever. Just don’t: 1) impose your stupid beliefs on me, and 2) don’t impose your stupid beliefs on my kids – and I mean that on a personal level, not some grand societal thing.
@...Vent: 10 for you ^^
@... ColombianMonkey: thanks. I wasn’t really looking for that. but, thanks.
commandments or interwebs
can anyone give or find out name of that forums? i want to visit and see how fast i get banned, then change ip and get banned again
@...ColombianMonkey: Hey that reminds me of someone… High5
@...ColombianMonkey: Okay yeah I found one. I’m not sure if this is supposed to be a meme, or if they just copied it, but it’s the only forum I found: vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/109829979/p1/?8
It’s full of trolls already though.
Man, the response is hilarious. “Don’t use your sense! Don’t ask others, they will just confuse you! Trust Jesus! Trust the Holy Spirit! Don’t think”!
I’t almost like a parody.
Oh wait, I checked the forums- It most likely IS a parody.
Wow, MCS is really cleaning back up. I was expecting this to be shitstorm central.
Anywho, if this is not a parody: I’m glad this person is having a discussion about her beliefs and I hope she seeks alternate opinions as well. Sometimes, though, believers just want someone to say (as this person did) that everything is fine, just believe.
If this is a parody: Lulz.
This is simple…just don’t listen to what the CATHOLICS tell you. They got it wrong.
Yes, you have to believe in God/Jesus but more so you must accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour and that he died for your sins…and truley mean it Do that and you WILL NOT GO TO HELL. Plain and simple.
You should also follow what the Bible says but if you mess up you will still go to heaven but you will have to answer for your errors.
Again, don’t listen to the Catholics. Doing what some guys in Rome are telling you isn’t going to get you to heaven. It won’t hurt your chances but it’s not the entire ticket.
So, let me see if I got this right: don’t question, just believe. Blind faith is not only encouraged but necessary. Hmm…yeah, no thanks. I prefer to use the brain I have.
@...dieAntagonista: *high5 back to you* (dane cook voice) no no no you get it all wrong i don’t troll like these amateurs.. my shit is so twisted that it makes my kfc twister go into a twister and turn into a blister, and so they start calling me a twitcher which leades to a bitcher that be sippin on that cliture (clitoris) but still be inappropriate for these whitchers who been condemned to the ichers.
—
in other news:i will be trolling like jesus did on paul.. it’s the let them accept you then backstab them. why? cause in the Banible (Banana + Bible = Banible) book jesus told me to. and i can do what ever he wants me to do because i have it written as proof.
@j_bryon: i guess that means that those of us who have experienced the presence of God in the form of an elephant, or a woman, or just about anything other than what it says in the bible are going to go to hell…
but what about the places in the bible where it says that God took the form of a donkey, or a bush? are those okay?
personally i believe what the catholics say over the protestants any day of the week. the catholics have been around ever since the beginning, but the protestants have only been around for 500 years.
@...dieAntagonista:
i shall bring forward my wrath upon my enemies
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www.christianforumsite.com/
@...ColombianMonkey:
Your post made me laugh so hard, I feel like throwing up now.
OMG, did you rhyme for me? Did you really? Or was it a fresh rap? I can’t tell only from your post. That was some amazing shit. Especially the Banible I will never forget. Or the cliture. Oh gawd.
Whoa, wait. Are you already trolling on that Christian forum? If not, let’s sign up with names we decide on here. You’ll tell me what name I should use, and I’ll tell you what name you should use. It should be nothing obvious. And then the one who gets banned first wins. And there will be also rules. Like, we’re not allowed to use any curse words or obvious insults ’cause that would be too easy.
SO. What do you say?! I’m so excited. haha
And don’t tell me my nickname yet, or someone else will sign up with it or something. First we need to clarify the rules and then we decide about the names.
@...ColombianMonkey:
@...dieAntagonista:
LOL you need rules to troll a Christian forum? I guess you are going all out eh?
@...Phyreblade: Nooo. Don’t make fun of me. It was just an idea I had off the top of my head. Like some sort of contest, who gets banned first wins. Without rules, you could just make some idiotic post like – yo you motherfucking asshole homophobes, you’re a bunch of delusional retards – BAM you’re banned. That’s too easy. Get it? If we have some rules, it’s more difficult = more fun.
@...dieAntagonista: glad you enjoyed it, and no i have no idea what i was doing moments,and YES we need rules but imma prolly get banned before YOU HA. and no i didn’t sign up yet. if you want a head start? sure by all means, and why is there a little voice in my head saying bryan stop fucking without yourself she’s gonna own. BUT i don’t care. you know why because. i have my tatic. i use Banible vs Bible, ofcourse there 2 high thinking about jebus to notice difference but i will smack them with rhymes and verses, i got like 10 of them bookmarked. BIBLE READING have never been soo fun.
@...dieAntagonista: I see… So you need like a minimum post count, list of required hot flame topics, etc… Sounds like a great idea… 🙂
@...ColombianMonkey: Actually I think seeing who gets banned last would be a tougher goal…
yagniatsihc
or i just call myself The_Messiah
@...Phyreblade: not with the verse i have. basically my way is to use reverse-bible-psychology on them, to make it look that they started it and not me, which in effect i can lay my verse which shall portray the real enemies, so it’s like this. i use there shiznit to make them see how they really are, not everyone can understand it’s plan. that why i love it soo much. *insert evil laugh*
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i made a small mistake it should be “yagnaitsirhc” and yes it is a word. a smart word, so start decrypting if you want to know what it is.
www.goddle.org/
I feel the deepest pity and anger against those caught up in Christianity, who won’t ever get as far as she did…for the ones who will fight to abolish our civil rights, and arrest the general progress of humanity.
The “fundies” make this world such an ugly, inhospitable place.
Proof of your god or GTFO
@...ColombianMonkey: I see… your troll-fu is strong… LOL
yes actually i have been saving up for 3 years 25 days 7 hours and 61 mins
am waiting for you dieA, tell me when you are ready