I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked his foot.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at his foot’s college. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, his foot told me its name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and his foot said, “you know, from that diver’s foot?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Dallas.” and his foot laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who his foot was until I got home and tried to look-up its number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home. His foot.