Shit, why can’t stuff like this happen to me. I live in a sea and oceanless country, it’s just not fair.

@...nobody knows: I told you, they’re on my cell phone and that I’ll check when I get home………………..

@...SumoSnipe: Bahaha. Shh don’t tell him.

@...nobody knows:
Notice the woman in the back? I can’t remember who took that picture of me, but they must have done it only to have that unshaved thing in the picture.

@...nobody knows:
AHAHAHA. Don’t say you didn’t see it at first? I should turn it into a, when you see it you’ll shit bricks picture.
More pictures when I get home. Probably maybe. Not. No definitely. Yes or quite probably.

@...SumoSnipe: Hah you’re joking right? It’s actually some type of mud, and it’s considered healthy to put on your skin. Everyone did it. Or maybe the people there were just fooling with the tourists. Damn Spaniards.

@...outofocus: Hehe I thought that too for a while but nah, she’s completely naked. Minus the bush.

@...jediadept: Haha thanks, everyone says I look like a seal in that picture.

@...Puulaahi: Of course it’s me. Nobody has as many hilarious childhood photos as me.