You know ahat fuck.. I iwhsh I had a tree. I had to fuckin ipiss in the snow Ion the way home and shit its’s not like you can fucking ihide that like you can with fucking trees asnd shit. I’m ngonna hahve to go do shit tomorrow and anI’m goina fucking sieee all tghat yellow sn ow and be liike “shit I did tat” why’d you do that for?? Your’e a grownm man!

@...AgZed: I am concerned that after having to urinate in the snow on the way home, I will emerge from my house to find that I peed on snow that is in fact quite close to my home. This will fill me with a sense of shame, since grown adults should be able to control their need to urinate better.