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matchmaking fail (or… win?)



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    Neuromancer

    “Get in mah belly!”

    Phyreblade

    Baby back,
    baby back,
    baby back,
    baby back,
    baby back,
    baby back,
    … ribs…

    Avias

    learn to use your instincts kid.. the Force will help you overcome this challenge

    Dreth

    Kick him in the—

    Oh, right. He doesn’t have any.

    sylvanish

    Judo > Sumo

    All this kid needs to do is let the big guy come at him and redirect his momentum to his advantage with the rightly placed “lever”

    ..Or just end up squished

    Phyreblade

    sylvanish: Methinks you have too much faith in Judo… Martial arts can give smaller people an edge, but can not necessarily compensate for massive discrepancies in size, speed or strength…

    I think “getting the squish, just like grape” will be the order of the day today…

    sylvanish

    In this case, yes. Sumo just needs to lean forward and let gravity win.

    phil

    The kid made the big guy lift his left foot. That’s progress.

    Phyreblade

    phil: Actually i think he’s just taking a step forward, just to prove his point… 🙂

    SumoSnipe

    “Never give up, never surrender!”
    keep trying, little man.

    KommissarKvC

    Dreth:
    Oh Sumo guys do have balls, they just push them back inside their body to avoid them getting hit – so technically Sumo involves reverse puberty

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