I like Santa. I like all that fuckin’ tinsel shit, and I don’t fucking care if you fucking don’t. Either I wish you a merry Christmas, or I kill you in the face with a hatchet. Do you want that?
Mery fucking Christmas, I hope Jesus Claus comes and puts some tinsel-turkey in your festive stocking of Christmas joy.
meh. all the more reason people should stick to Happy Holidays instead of assuming everyone is a santa clause and tinsel junkie. 😛
Fuck ‘Christ’mas.
Fuck you.
I like Santa. I like all that fuckin’ tinsel shit, and I don’t fucking care if you fucking don’t. Either I wish you a merry Christmas, or I kill you in the face with a hatchet. Do you want that?
Mery fucking Christmas, I hope Jesus Claus comes and puts some tinsel-turkey in your festive stocking of Christmas joy.
Now be quiet.
@...LukeV1-5: No more sugar for you mister.
@...dieAntagonista: Hey
Do you want to be wished a merry Christmas too?
I’ll do it, you know I will.
I’m a man on the edge.
Cool! We can finally call this season what it is. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go be a good consumer…
@...LukeV1-5: I dare you.
And yea I know. Chuck Norris can smell your fear, he just told me about it.
@...LukeV1-5: Please don’t hurt me…I love Christmas…really…Please…ohhhh…nooooo…
@...dieAntagonista: Oh yes?
I hope your Christmas is incredibly festive, and infested with glitter.
I could get to like this job, spreading Christmas cheer through violence and intimidation..
Also, I hope everyone bought each other audaciously priced useless novelty gifts.
Because otherwise what’s the point.
@...LukeV1-5: Oh yeah?
Well that sure wasn’t as hardcore as I imagined it to be.
Right back at you, you insensitive anti hero.