At least she can never (justifiably) whine about how her tits are too small or her ass is too large. Not that women need justification to whine about that shit to begin with.
@...Kaze: OK, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. In this day and age, I would have thought people would think more before making comments like that.
I mean seriously. How exactly do you expect her to get you a sammich with NO LEGS? HMMM??? She can’t exactly hop to the kitchen with nothing for locomotion but a slab of marble for you lower body now, can she?
How ’bout waiting until after she’s carved herself some nice legs before calling “Phail”?
I’d hit that. With another hammer.
Most excellent picture. Now if someone has the sauce for me?
@...dieAntagonista: BBQ or tartar?
@...SumoSnipe: Haha aw no. Neither, except if it includes some linkage to the site where this picture is from. Although tartar sounds good.
@...SumoSnipe: BBQ please, seeing as tartar sauce tastes like what I assume fat, dirty, unwashed, unwipped ass would taste like.
Little more off the top
At least she can never (justifiably) whine about how her tits are too small or her ass is too large. Not that women need justification to whine about that shit to begin with.
sauce: michaelo.gfxartist.com/artworks
enjoy
Fank you.
sweet pic. and thanks for that link vincent, I’m all over this guys work
Pic is fail. After making herself have hands, she didn’t bother to make me a sammich.
@Cheebs YOU WANT HER TO TAKE HER HEAD OFF?!!?!?!?!? YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!!!!!!!
This really is nice work.
@...Kaze: OK, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. In this day and age, I would have thought people would think more before making comments like that.
I mean seriously. How exactly do you expect her to get you a sammich with NO LEGS? HMMM??? She can’t exactly hop to the kitchen with nothing for locomotion but a slab of marble for you lower body now, can she?
How ’bout waiting until after she’s carved herself some nice legs before calling “Phail”?
Really… People these days… Very disappointing…