@...rompSku: I don’t remember Godzilla and Mothra ever playing the game “just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels,” when it’s fairly apparent that’s what this guy is after.
@...FlyingMantisShrimp:
He said we would only touch! No penetration. He’s not gay. Totally legit man. Why gotta make everything into a gay thread? Are you gay or something?
Also, I actually think this guy could be ok. I don’t know what imitation crabmeat is, but when people mention things like that in such a casual way, they’re usually the naive and maybe a little silly kind.
Or maybe he just wants to buttsex people brutally until they die, I don’t know.
@...FlyingMantisShrimp:
I said ‘could’ and ‘maybe’. I like reading people, and it’s not very often that I’m wrong. This guy may seem pathetic, but he’s probably a married guy who just happens to have realised that he has some gay fantasies as well.
@...dieAntagonista: Gotta disagree w/ you there. Something is very very wrong w/ this guy. Those are some very specific ideas he’s got. He’s not a newbie at this.
@...nyokki:
Just because he appears to have very specific ideas, that are far from anything you would want to do, doesn’t mean he probably wants to harm people. Or that he’s mentally ill.
People are very strange, and with things like the Internets, they all come out and admit to it because they think nobody will find out anyway.
But again, I don’t know for sure. How could I.
@...dieAntagonista: Yeah, well, this is America. If a middle aged fat guy invites you over for a gropefest in Toyland, chances are that this same guy is going to one day touch a kid in the no no spot. After he’s done raping you with the caboose of a train.
I think the guy just really likes running trains… on people, the toys have nothing to do with it, and in that scenario the “kicking the trans around” probably means he is a bit of a masochist as well.
So what we should read out of this is “Middle age Masochist is looking for a 25-70yr old male to run a train on.”
zephyr (#5280)
16 years ago
He says they’re his son’s trains. That’s actually what bothers me the most.
@...zephyr: Yeah, I’m with you on that… I mean, what two consenting adults want to do in private is between them, but having a complete stranger JO on your sons train set? There’s definitely something off there…
@...nyokki:
LOL Ok, I’m guessing at this juncture that her ISP’s mail server has probably crashed. Twice. maybe more. Just a hunch.
That sounds like fun! The part about kicking the trains around and stuff…
This guy sounds legit.
I would love to do that train smashing! But it’ll would be pointless if we weren’t both wearing rubber Godzilla suits.
No.
Oh wait!
I’d be Godzilla, and he’d be Mothra!
EPIC!
Ach, it was the train-kicking bit that disturbed me the most.
That’s it. I’m pulling the plug on the internet.
Save all the hawt pr0ns you want now, ’cause it’s gone.
Mutual touching, crab meat, and Godzilla action? I’m… um… going to recommend this to someone else.
Craigslist – the magical counterpart to eBay
@...rompSku: I don’t remember Godzilla and Mothra ever playing the game “just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels,” when it’s fairly apparent that’s what this guy is after.
Only in Philly….
@...FlyingMantisShrimp:
He said we would only touch! No penetration. He’s not gay. Totally legit man. Why gotta make everything into a gay thread? Are you gay or something?
@...rompSku: Depends. How much money do you have?
REPOST.
How do you kick H-O trains and not break them?
Oh and ewww.
@...FlyingMantisShrimp: Bahaha.
Also, I actually think this guy could be ok. I don’t know what imitation crabmeat is, but when people mention things like that in such a casual way, they’re usually the naive and maybe a little silly kind.
Or maybe he just wants to buttsex people brutally until they die, I don’t know.
@...dieAntagonista: Are you serious?…You really think this guy is “okay” or that he just wants to be “silly?”
I’ve got some fantastic, ocean-front property to sell you in Nevada. It’s breathtaking, and I’ll give you a good price.
@...FlyingMantisShrimp:
I said ‘could’ and ‘maybe’. I like reading people, and it’s not very often that I’m wrong. This guy may seem pathetic, but he’s probably a married guy who just happens to have realised that he has some gay fantasies as well.
@...dieAntagonista: Gotta disagree w/ you there. Something is very very wrong w/ this guy. Those are some very specific ideas he’s got. He’s not a newbie at this.
@...nyokki:
Just because he appears to have very specific ideas, that are far from anything you would want to do, doesn’t mean he probably wants to harm people. Or that he’s mentally ill.
People are very strange, and with things like the Internets, they all come out and admit to it because they think nobody will find out anyway.
But again, I don’t know for sure. How could I.
Seriously. WTF?
Just to review, here….
A middle aged, overweight male is inviting COMPLETE STRANGERS on the Internet over to PLAY WITH TRAINS and to enjoy MUTUAL TOUCHING.
Yeah, he seems like a perfectly normal, gay male. There is no way this could go wrong.
The victim was lured into the basement after being told it only contained a model train set.
I live in Austria. Middle aged overweight men do that all the time here. Nobody seems to have a problem with it.
@...dieAntagonista: Yeah, well, this is America. If a middle aged fat guy invites you over for a gropefest in Toyland, chances are that this same guy is going to one day touch a kid in the no no spot. After he’s done raping you with the caboose of a train.
@...FlyingMantisShrimp:
Well that is just unacceptable. Here, said men just lock young girls in their basement for 8 to 24 years. No biggie.
Obviously, the clincher here is the imitation crab meat.
I think the guy just really likes running trains… on people, the toys have nothing to do with it, and in that scenario the “kicking the trans around” probably means he is a bit of a masochist as well.
So what we should read out of this is “Middle age Masochist is looking for a 25-70yr old male to run a train on.”
He says they’re his son’s trains. That’s actually what bothers me the most.
Classified ads like these are everywhere on Craigslist.org
Whoever wrote that must have been high off their ass.
If that isn’t faked then someone should rob that fat fucker and stuff him in his freezer with his imitation crab meat.
ITS A TRAP!!!
Check out this Craig’s List ad.
@nyokki: Nice find, though just as weird as crabmeat guy above.
@...zephyr: Yeah, I’m with you on that… I mean, what two consenting adults want to do in private is between them, but having a complete stranger JO on your sons train set? There’s definitely something off there…
@...nyokki:
LOL Ok, I’m guessing at this juncture that her ISP’s mail server has probably crashed. Twice. maybe more. Just a hunch.
@...Phyreblade: I’m glad I got to post it(sort of). I submitted it a while ago (hence the screen shot), but it didn’t make it past tiki.