What I wonder is who would get a smoking monkey. It’s like crippling your investment. Get a non-smoking monkey that will live longer and be more tame, and than if you absolutely have to have a smoking monkey, it’s not like it’s hard to train him to do that. Just makes sense.
@...General X: You are going to work the poor thing to death, whether it smokes or not. Plus @... 14.99 with no extra charges for smoking or no. Simply less work for you. Plus that monkey is going to be so high, all the time, that he will be useless anyhow.
holy mother of god. I’m getting one.
Just what I need. One more freeloader hanging around drinking all my booze.
DO WANT
In before MonkeyHitman says something
This is pretty much why I have a ferret. And it picks pockets by instinct.
XD about as useful as a jobless, alcholic boyfriend
…I think this is a point score for Darwinists.
He smokes too!
“Sorry guys, can’t go out tonight. Planning on getting high with my monkey.”
Used to have a Cockatiel that drank beer with me. Shoulda taken him to AA with me.
@... Puulaahi: Lulz
What I wonder is who would get a smoking monkey. It’s like crippling your investment. Get a non-smoking monkey that will live longer and be more tame, and than if you absolutely have to have a smoking monkey, it’s not like it’s hard to train him to do that. Just makes sense.
@...General X: You are going to work the poor thing to death, whether it smokes or not. Plus @... 14.99 with no extra charges for smoking or no. Simply less work for you. Plus that monkey is going to be so high, all the time, that he will be useless anyhow.
I don’t care i would pay to see a monkey get toasted.