“You’re an inanimate fucking object!”

“You two are weird. Would you like some cocaine?”

“Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf.”
“What the fuck are you doing, Ray?”
“What the fuck are ‘you’ doing?”
Ken hides the pistol
“Nothing.”
“Oh, my God… you were gonna kill me.”
“No, I was- You were gonna kill yourself!”
“Well… I’m allowed.”
“No, you’re not!”
“What? I’m not allowed, and you are? How’s that fair?”

“It’s a fairytale town, isn’t it? How’s a fairytale town not somebody’s fucking thing?”

“You can’t sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!”

“Well, I’m not going anywhere. This is my hotel. So you can fuck off!”

“Why don’t you both put your guns down, and go home?” “Don’t be stupid. This is a shootout.”

“I also have some dim-dims. You use this word, dim-dims? The bullets that make the head explode?”
“Dum-dums. Yeah.”
“Would you like some of these dim-dims?”
“I know I shouldn’t… but I will.”

“One gay beer please.”

“You’ve got to stick to your principles.”

And that is why this is my favourite movie ever